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Posh HMs on ball with task


From The Sun

THE housemates graduated from their finishing academy last night — after learning to talk proper, walk proper and use the right cutlery.

The nine remaining housemates waltzed their way to a £280 luxury shopping budget.


Big Brother has put them through their paces with the various la-di-dah tasks.

Yesterday they learnt to eat proper as BB taught them how to sit at a posh table with nice cutlery.

Sam wasn’t keen, squealing: “A fish knife? That’s disgusting, I’m not touching it.”

Snobbish Jonty said: “It’s middle class people that have a fish knife and a fish fork.”

Clueless Sam also asked Carole: "Am I allowed to eat this green nettle?" Carole replied: "Yes, that's mint Samantha, it's rather nice."

After dinner the housemates took to the ballroom floor and proved they really had become ladies and gentlemen.

And housemates looked the part - a dapper Brian, described by Zig as looking "the nuts" attracted loving stares from Manda, and even managed to control himself during a dance with the twin.

Once HMs had been told they had passed the task, resident raver Travey exclaimed: "That was the worst thing ever. I *****in' 'ave it, I don't have it. Thank God that's over."

You can lead a horse to water ...


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