[Shaun]

I was walking back home just now, and this typical chav-ish bloke was walking past me with his (presumably) girlfriend, who was on the phone shouting at someone - and anyway, the guy looks at me and says "You're a gay boy".

So I stopped, turned to him, who looked quite confused, and I said (with a sarcastic face ) "You're a [word beginning with 'w' and rhyming with 'banker']" and walked off home.

But people like that REALLY irritate me! What's the point? It's just so pathetic. Have any of you had similar experiences?