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Sleazy Marc Bannerman's girlfriend has vowed to dump him – following his flirty behaviour with Cerys Matthews. Sarah Matravers flew into Oz to support her boyfriend of two years, but after seeing footage of him getting very cosy with Cerys, she now says she’ll end their relationship if it goes any further. Erm, dur – they’d so be doing it if the cameras weren’t trained on them. "I want to throttle him" Sarah said when she arrived in the jungle. "I want to cut off his kangaroo balls. Marc and I live together and we have a proper life together, so of course I'm worried... I made a big joke out of it at the beginning of the week but this has gone on long enough. It's upsetting. I hear they've been sharing quite a lot." Despite this, Marc and Sarah’s relationship has never exactly been a bed of roses – Marc ended up in court in March 2006 charged with assaulting her but the case was later dropped. Wonder if he’s told Cerys about that detail yet?

heatworld can't help but wonder why Sarah’s even bothered to fly all the way to Australia when she’s only going to end up being humiliated? Her time would be much better spent changing the locks and feeding Marc’s clothes into the nearest available shredder...