[Loukas]

Apparently serenading your sister on national TV week after week does nothing for your love life. Shockingly Same Difference’s Sean is single, and now his sister Sarah is launching a search for a special lady to date him. Yes, "lady" – we thought he was gay too. “He needs a girlfriend, so I’d like to launch an appeal to find someone who’s up for the job… and ha ha, believe me, it is a job!” But the bit that gives heatworld the willies (and not in a good way) is when Sarah claims, “I vet all his girlfriends anyway, she needs to have the Sarah nod of approval. If she’s a meanie, I’ll know, and I’ll give him That Look”. That look?! Bleurgh...

Interested in dating Sean? Write to Sarah listing your five best qualities and include a picture (rude one’s will be automatically disqualified apparently) to:

HEY SARAH! I WANNA DATE SEAN!
Fremantle Enterprises
1 Stephen Street
London
W1T 1AL

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