[Loukas]

Culture was yesterday's order with Art Critic Brian Sewell as Celebrity Hijacker. Unhappy with the dirt, their lack of discipline and cultural distinction Brian selected Emilia and Victor as his ambassadors of class.

As expected, Brian's task was all about refinement. Firstly the preparations: housemates had to clean thoroughly then prepare and produce a fine dining four-course meal.

Housemates proved they weren't total heathens and having passed the task. Their prize? Well, Brian let them eat it, once they'd dressed as a member of the opposite sex,naturally.

Later housemates start to experience the Big Brother incarceration syndrome and in various ways begins to show stir crazy symptoms. Calista, John and Anthony relieved themselves playing fruit cricket while Amy's suggestion showed she was already too far gone...Unfortunately sport was not enough for Anthony, who in the midst of it all, decided to get a hair cut.

Once the night had drawn in, people started to couple up.Calista hopped into bed with Anthony to indulge in some hand holding and arm stroking. But, the biggest development came from the Amy Jeremy Emilia saga: stopped playing the joker revealed his heart.

Still no snogging bless em and as for Nathan and Latoya, nil points.