[Loukas]

There are many strong and inspiring women to look up to, aren’t there? There’s Angelina with all her humanitarian work, Helen Mirren and her amazing acting, and Michelle Scott-Lee for her services to the tanning industry. So, which one of these iconic ladies has been named the Harvard University magazine’s Woman of the Year? Er, none of them – that particular accolade has gone to Paris Hilton! Wow, what a great publicity stunt how terribly clever and post-modern and ironic. Paris looked rather pleased with herself (what a shocker) as she collected the award from the prestigious university, and said “Thank you all for coming.” Deep, Paris. Deep...
*drowns self in milk at bottom of Cornflakes bowl*

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