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After days of living the Simple Life in England's two star B&Bs, Paris Hilton finally returned to her glamorous best bringing mayhem to London.

Hundreds turned out in force to welcome the heiress to Prince Harry's favourite club Mahiki in Mayfair.

On her invitation she promised 'Mahiki Madness' and that's what punters got as they queued outside in the cold for more than three hours before she finally arrived at 2am.

Earlier, chaos erupted on the pavement, with impatient and freezing party-goers scaring off terrified Z-lister's with angry football chants.

WAG Danielle Lloyd tried to trick photographers into thinking she was Paris Hilton, rolling up in a replica of the Hilton's trademark blue Bentley.

But once the Mahiki mob realised it was the Big Brother loser, they burst into deafening chants of 'Who Are Ya?' 'Who Are Ya?'.

Terrified Lloyd sped off and missed the evening.



Next up for the baying crowd were more Z-list reality stars including BB's Samanda, and distressed London drag act Jodie Harsh.

But it was another blonde who actually upstaged the American heiress on the night. Flamboyant socialite Henry Conway, son of disgraced MP Derek, showed Paris how to really arrive in style.

He caused a frenzy as he pulled up in a horse-drawn carriage to an eruption of cheers - he even gave a royal wave.

But Paris fans missed out on meeting their idol as the 27-year-old' burly security led her into her own V-VIP section, already within a tiny private area.

Inside Paris wasted little time in stripping off her silver jacket and writhing around her booth.

She tucked into one of the club's legendary Treasure Chest cocktails. Although she demanded her's was made with a difference.

The cocktail was Hiltonised into a pink Treasure Chest decorated with flowers and her name stamped on the side.

It had to be topped up with ice for hours as anxious staff waited for her, trying to keep it cold.

Once a few gulps were necked, she was eager to display just how serious her relationship is with boyfriend rocker Benji Madden by dragging him into a corner to bump and grind him against the wall.

Working her moves and pulling at her little black dress, the heiress was very close to revealing her own hidden treasure chest.

Our Metro.co.uk spy said: 'She made sure they had the whole area to themselves. While she was busy groping his inner thigh, he didn't seem to care less and spent the night texting on his phone.'

'Paris then hulked off into the loo for a lengthy while. She had her own ladies toilet in her section which no one else was allowed to use.'

She eventually decided to give unlucky clubbers on the public dancefloor a glimpse of her goldenness when she made a spectacle of herself.

She was announced to the club and her flop single 'Stars Are Blind' was pumped out over the dance floor.

She made a brief token meander through the packed dance floor but was eager no one was to talk to her, or get close - or take photo's, being warned they'd be marched out.

Our spy said: 'It was mayhem. Her bouncers seemed to be pushing guests out of the VIP really roughly. At one point they shoved some ladies trying to get back in down the stairs'

As she did a quick tour of the dancefloor, everyone desperately tried to take a photo but staff were slapping cameras away.'


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