[Harry!]

I know Ive got a place to post this but I HAD the post this mainstream.

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/news/page-1.html

Poor old Pete Burns has just discovered that his husband has been doing the dirty behind his back with quite a lot of the rent boys in London. So to get his revenge, he posted a sex tape of the pair on Xtube, although the joke may actually be on him, after 'critics' ridiculed his genitalia. Those of faint heart should probably stop here...


A source who apparently saw the clip before it was taken down said:


"Pete has a big hairy crack and gets rimmed."


We think that's more than enough information thank you. But the source continues to describe:


"A real ugly cock with overhanging forskin and huge dangling bollocks."


We know what Pete looks like but what about the rest of the tape?

Pete has now had his say on the tape and his partner Michael's infidelity on his website:


"I didn't expect the dog to escape from my own kennel. As you can see, we obviously didn't participate in safe sex, I trusted he was monogamous. I have since found out that was a cast of thousands and Michael's flavour was definitely 'unsafe'. You can imagine how I am feeling right now."


Bring back the Chanelle puppet sex tape! At least nobody caught any STIs.

And in case you don't believe the 'huge dangling bollocks' bit, here's the proof. It ain't pretty (and is that a **** on the stage next to him)?

Image here