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That naughty man Big Brother teases us with some gob-smacking gossip ahead of tonight's launch

All housemates are on site. They have all been abroad, out of touch from the real world for two weeks. Each is now locked away in a different room on site with their chaperone. Big Brother has been to visit them all to wish them luck.

Can't believe they're all here. They are a crazy mixed bunch. Each of them has a story... and a new one about to unfold in the Big Brother House.

Some are twitchy and nervous. The one codenamed Million is overexcited. The one codenamed Splits says she's "not usually this calm". And judging from all the times we've met her, this is true. She is one of life's organisers.

Most of the other girls know exactly what they are wearing. Some of their outfits are quite short. The once codenamed Tidy is fretting about being the first to be evicted. It's a common worry.

Big Brother can also reveal that yesterday one housemate had to pull out of the programme for personal reasons. Big Brother wishes her all the best. Of course, what it means is that one housemate entering the house tonight was plucked from the standby list.

Big Brother watched Housemate profile films with Davina. It's always good to get her reaction... and it was good. She likes the housemates. Big Brother always feels better once the McCall stamp of approval has been granted. She is very excited.

Got to go now. Busy. Listen to Big Ears if you can... You'll find out some fun stuff.

Big Brother will get back to you.