[Jackie]

BUSTY Lisa Appleton will wreak havoc in the Big Brother kitchen — she’s such a bad cook her boyfriend sent her on a TV show to improve her skills.

Fellow housemate Mario Marconi, 42, was so fed up with Lisa’s disastrous dishes he volunteered her for BBC2’s Kitchen Criminals.

But fiery Lisa, 40, hit the roof after top chefs John Burton Race and Angela Hartnett blasted her efforts — and rapped her for wearing perfume and make-up while cooking.

She even pushed Burton Race’s HEAD in her tuna bake after he described it as a “bowl of slop”. She said “He deserved it.”

Lisa, of Warrington, Cheshire, told how Angela also had a go at her for wearing make-up in the kitchen.

She said: “I was shocked. I said to her, ‘Nigella Lawson is glamorous in the kitchen, so why can’t I be? Besides, it’s all tattooed on, so there’s nowt you can do about it’. They were just picking on me. They wanted me to tie my hair back, but didn’t say that to the other girls.”

Lisa wore so much perfume the production crew feared she was a fire hazard.

She was branded “the worst of the worst chefs” by producers.

Long-suffering Mario warned the other contestants what to expect if they allow Lisa to cook.

He explained how he entered her for the TV show after seeing an advert offering to send those “useless in the kitchen” on a “cookery boot camp”.

“I thought, ‘That’s Lisa!’ She’s incredibly determined and really lovely, but she can’t cook to save her life.

“As we always eat out, I asked if she wanted to learn to cook on TV — but I left out the bit about the boot camp.”


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