[Hooly One]

If Jason is getting a little weary of Vanessa's love me/leave me alone messages, he's not the only one.

Shell is showing signs of increasing irritation at the two lovebirds - kissing and cuddling on HER bed.

In the early hours of the morning, Vanessa was receptive to Jason's ardour. They whispered sweet nothings into each other's shell-likes and indulged in some tonsil tickling.

Things were heating up as the sultry South African wrapped her legs around Jason's bulging thighs.

As if on cue to rescue Vanessa, Shell burst in on the grappling duo. In an exasperated voice, the history of art student said: "I've been waiting to go to bed for half a bloody hour!"

Vanessa and Jason try out some new yoga positions


"It's just a cuddle," protested Jason. But Shell was keen to let him know who had the upper hand. "I know," she said, before adding gleefully: "I get to sleep with Vanessa all night."

The bulky bodybuilder couldn't hide his envy of Shell's position at Vanessa's side. "And how lucky are you?" he said wistfully.

Shell had a half-hearted offer for Jason: "I could sleep in your bed tonight..."

At this, Vanessa, who was looking very chuffed at the tug of love over her, said in alarmed voice that this wouldn't be a good thing as it affected her "reputation."

As Shell went to finish off her night-time ablutions, she shot a warning at the Scot. "I'll be a good five minutes," she glowered.

Heaven help Jason if he's still on Shell's side of the bed when she gets back...

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