[AngRemembered]

Luke

Whilst dancing in the garden Rebecca slipped and fell getting her head stuck between the bars of the heaven/hell divide it caused a real panic but to her rescue Dale arrived first.
After reading the BB safety manual he thought he'd take full advatage of Bex's plight with his own improvised Heimlich Manoever, even better he thought if he took of his trousers

Getting close behind Rebecca his arms wrapped round her waist he heaved for all his might, she screamed louder, he gently tried rocking her back and forth her screams turned to soft moaning.
Dale was in heaven, and was enjoying this rescue absolutely when he saw Luke coming towards him, he called out.
"Hey, Luke this is fantastic dude come on here quick you can have a go, you cant miss out on this man"
Luke rushed over to get a closer look, whilst Dale continued his rythmic thrusting motions in order to help Bex get released.
"Luke!! C'mon man hurry up you dont wanna miss this chance what the hell you playing at get some of this quick" cried a frantic Dale who was tiring fast from his exersions.

Luke looked up at him sobbing and whined.........
"oh Dale, try as might I just can't seem to get my head through the railings"


Rex

Kat and Rachel were standing by a bus stop when Rex pulled up in his brand new BMW convertable.
"Hi ladies, Its a lovely day I'm off for a round of golf with Jonathon Ross, can I give you two a ride in my nice new car"? he asked
"No thanks" they said but both remarked on how lovely a car it was, they were both impressed, suddenly Kat noticed to little pins on the passenger seat.
"Rex my darling what are these two things" she asked.
"Oh they are tees to rest my balls on when I'm driving" replied an exited Rex.
"Oh WOW" said Kat, "It is so good BMW think of everything now to make you comfortable on your journey"

more to come on the other HM's soon