[Amy]

The classroom environment, bike sheds and the school uniforms, have all contributed to the gang regressing about twenty years, and the mood in the House before bedtime was decidedly mischievous.

Practical jokes were being planned left, right and centre -- including the prank de resistance -- cling film over the toilet bowl!

First to the loo was Nadia, who nearly came a cropper early this morning, but noticed the cling-film... Just in time!

The girls were also planning to swap the girls' and boys' school shirts, even though they could jeopardise task success if they leave their male comrades incorrectly dressed for morning assembly.

Attempting to wind-up Jason, the girls arranged his duvet to look like someone had taken over his bed. Complete with a cap at the top and a pair of trainers sticking out the bottom, Jason was amused and impressed with the girls' efforts.

Having clocked the mysterious plimsoll-wearing bed thief from the garden, Jay admitted he "Thought it was Stuart. It looked quite real."

And as if they needed any encouragement in the farting department, the task has given them licence to trump away like wind-laden kiddies.

Just after going to bed, Michelle unleashed the terror of her bowels on bed-buddy Nadia.

"I just floofed, Nadia, I'm sorry if it's a stinker," sniggered Michelle.

"Floofed? I've never heard that before," commented Dan as Michelle descended into near uncontrollable hysteria.

As Nadia began fanning the duvet in a desperate attempt to secure some oxygen, her pungent pal shrieked, "Don't do that, you'll let it out!"

Not wanting everyone to think she was the horrible-est little girl in school, Michelle remarked, "They're nothin' compared to your [farts], Nadia."

"I know, mine are scary," Nadia agreed.

Cracking up, Michelle managed to add that, "Mine are just a side-salad... yours are the dish of the day!" With that the naughty Newcastle lass lost it and filled the room with hysterical laughter that had her audience in fits.

"It's great we know each other [this] well," said Dan sarcastically.

Defo! But please keep the wind on your side of the House...

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