[She Devil]

Don't mess with me today!

Who Woke Up Grumpy?
Day 55, 11:24
Wednesday 21 July

The strain of quadruple nominations is starting to show on the housemates today and it's the Slick Man who's got the biggest hump in the House.

Waking up like the bear with a sore head, toothache and constipation, Victor has complained about last night's pole dancing to Shell and Michelle before he'd even got out of bed.

Since the stag night, Victor had read the rules again and found they may have failed as the task rules state only one dancer should be on the podium at any one time and that heels should not be worn while pole dancing.

Victor pointed out to Shell and Michelle they had incurred fails for breaking both those rules.

Bride-to-be Shell had let this play on her mind, and later she told Dan she wanted to explain to Big Brother that her nervousness had caused her to break the rules.

Her main concern though was that there would be trouble in the House if the task is failed and housemates are deprived of their weekly shopping budget.

She told Dan if they lost the shopping, "[Vic's] going to go nuts at us."

"It wont affect him anyway," said Dan, apparently certain of Victor's departure on Friday.

"I just don't want there to be a ruck about it," hoped Shell, worried she's going to be blamed for a task failure.

"Just ignore him," soothed Dan.

In the doghouse... but not alone.


But unfortunately Victor came out into the garden at the same time and was still nursing that sore head.

"Dan, did you just tell Shell to ignore me?" he probed.

"No," said Dan. "I told her to ignore the ruckus if it kicks off."

Victor gave him a look that would kill him, cremate him and scatter his ashes, before stomping off to the Diary Room.

"I'm in the mood for a scrap," Victor told Big Brother. He plans to get the wedding out of the way and then, "get a few things of [my] chest."

"I usually have a late night bitch," he added, "but it's time to tell people to their face."

And when Vic came out of the Diary Room he found his pal Jason in the Kitchen and told him, "It's time to show these guys what *******ing time it is around here."

Meanwhile Shell was in the garden telling Michelle, "I feel really scared today. I know there's going to be a ruck."

It sounds more like a real wedding by the minute...

[She Devil]

The JC pair are ready to go out with a bang.

[Deus Ex Machina]

Originally posted by She Devil
"Dan, did you just tell Shell to ignore me?" he probed.

"No," said Dan. "I told her to ignore the ruckus if it kicks off."

He's such a liar!

[She Devil]

He doesn't want to cause any trouble for Shells sake

[JC]

I think the trouble's coming regardless. I think the JCs are planning to make good on a few promises.

[She Devil]

Yes but I would hate it if they were kicked out via the back door.

[JC]

If they can keep their heads, they'll be ok. They were talking about it last night, and the plan was to keep it "constructive"

[She Devil]

I can't see how that can happen. Nadia and Jason only have to look at each other and you can see the sparks fly.

[Deus Ex Machina]

Man vs. Man action! :o)

[JC]

I gotta say, I want that one to kick off. Not bad enough to see either of them ejected, but perhaps enough to get them both a warning.

Evil, me? Naaaaaah! :

[Deus Ex Machina]

It would be Jason's third warning, though, wouldn't it?

[She Devil]

And Victors. This would mean they would have to go.

[JC]

More like their fifth. And not to mention if Michelle gets involved it'll be about her 3rd after receiving that "first and final" warning.

They aren't going to kick anyone out at this stage unless they're a safety risk. The warnings are just to scare them. I think Jay and Vic have worked this out, which is why BB resorted to a different punishment.

[She Devil]

True.

If BB were going to go by their rules I think they would of been out ages ago.

[Dan_]

I hope Michelle does something bad and goes.I HATE HER!

[Hooly One]

Originally posted by Deus Ex Machina
It would be Jason's third warning, though, wouldn't it?

It would be his fourth warning and he's broken the rules 37 times..

Jay's got away with doing all sorts

[golden~rose]

i agree, in the previous bb any housemate like jay would have been chucked out long gone!!

[Amy]

I doubt the JC's will cause too much trouble as, surely, if they do they'll be no better than Marco and Emma????

[She Devil]

Probably all talk and no action

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by xishax
i agree, in the previous bb any housemate like jay would have been chucked out long gone!!

Big Brither is not evil enough.....if Big Brother was evil they would have kicked both Victor and Jason.

[Mike]

If anything BB has'nt been evil enough apart from the odd occasion.

[Maggie]

Jay is now having his say with Shell

[Red Moon]

We should all rename the show for them Big Brother the WIMP ! ! !

I noticed Maggie.... much more interesting than what happened earlier.

[Mike]

Yeah im watching, Jason is telling her everything hes said about people.

[Maggie]

Vic "Where you gonna s*** LOLOLOL