[Z]

Returned to Wales.

[Ross]

Originally posted by Z
Returned to Wales.

Home to mama

[Rory]

Found drunk at a nightclub, assaulted a beaver, arrested.

Doing hard time, I hear.

[Z]

Originally posted by Rory
Found drunk at a nightclub, assaulted a beaver, arrested.

Doing hard time, I hear.

When I next appear on TV, my eyes are bloodshot and I've got a nervous twitch - nobody knows what happened.

[Rory]

Originally posted by Z

When I next appear on TV, my eyes are bloodshot and I've got a nervous twitch - nobody knows what happened.

COPS is your next appearance.

I hear your agent planned it.

[Z]

Originally posted by Rory

COPS is your next appearance.

I hear your agent planned it.

I also became the face of Aldi, it's pretty upmarket actually.

[Rory]

Originally posted by Z

I also became the face of Aldi, it's pretty upmarket actually.

That isn't here in America, so it ain't upmarket enough!

I became the face of Walmart.

[Z]

It's probably a good job you don't know what Aldi is... it's as bad as it sounds. Yep.

[Ross]

Hey! I like Aldi.

[Z]

Originally posted by Ross
Hey! I like Aldi.

I prefer LIDL to Aldi.

Iceland's the lowest of the low. Kerry Katona advertising is not the way to go, guys.