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CELEBS NAKED JUNGLE ROMP

JUNGLE celebs including hot Page 3 babe Nicola McLean were last night gearing up for an X-rated sex fest in the shower.

One of them has already stunned campmates by going starkers for a steamy soapdown.

I’M A CELEB bosses have had to cut sizzling sex scenes from our screens because the horny stars cannot keep their hands off each other.

And the contestants are turning the jungle camp into a den of steamy gay lust.

Censored clips show the girls getting to grips with each other, while the boys get fruity too.

Telly chiefs had hoped the babes and “hunks” would provide some red-hot action. Instead, the celebs are giving a whole new meaning to “jungle camp”.

We can reveal that lesbian Martina Navratilova, 52, has been offering Nicola McLean, 25, Carly Zucker, 24, and TV star Dani Behr, 34, rub-downs in their beds.

The cheeky tennis star said: “It will help relieve your tensions.”

Gay cop Brian Paddick, 50, has got the hots for hunky Blue singer Simon Webbe, 29, and has been spying on him in the shower.

Brian gushed: “Blue is my favourite band and I love Simon. Have you seen his body? Oh my God!”

Simon has offered to serenade Brian around the camp fire, telling him: “That’s my gift to you.”

Meanwhile, gay Star Trek legend George Takei, 71, has been chasing EastEnders actor Joe Swash, 26. He has already managed to snog him and grope his bum.

George told him: “Don’t worry, Joe, I will turn you. You’ll be gay by the time you get out of the jungle.”

The girls have also been turning the boys into lay-dees by getting them to wear charcoal “guy-liner”.

Nicola said: “We all need to look good for the cameras. Eyeliner makes you look a million dollars.”

Source: Daily Star

[Sam!]

What a load of Bo**ocks.

[LemonJam]

LMFAO!!!

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Originally posted by Scampi
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