[lily.]

Create a letter using this template, and post it in your reply:

Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but(1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4)(5) . I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).



(12),
(Your name)



1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black - Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're mean
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you sma cked my ass
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Sexy
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montanna underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my ass as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself

[lily.]

Dear Matt

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear at the mental hospital and I saw you pour syrup on my boyfriend . I'm sure you're high enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I'm scratching my ass as you read this.

Best of luck on the sex change
Linda

[Princess]

Dear Daryl
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I saw your purple monkey outside your office and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're high enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your Hannah Montand underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you ruined my attempts at another world war.



Go drown youself
Laura

[lily.]

Hannah Montana undies! LoL

[Z]

Dear Alex,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the convent. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my kneecaps. I'm sure you're open enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm scratching my ass as you read this.



Please don't hurt me,
Greg

[MarkWaldorf]

Dear Stacey,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a leprechaun. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass in your closet and I saw you hit on The Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your false teeth to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Mark

[Firewire]

Dear Nicky,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the convent. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into my knee caps. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful your are. I'm returning the pictures from Vegas & the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Best of luck on the sex change.
Jonathan

[Damaris]

Dear Lewis,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub Outside of your office
and I saw you Hit on My knee caps . I'm sure you're Open enough to understand That your Ford sucks . I'm returning The pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep Your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break your legs and Greetings to your frog Leonard
.

[Damaris]

[bronaaaa]

Dear ciara
I don't really know how to tell you this, butYou're a leprechaun. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub Outside of your office and I saw you Carve your initials into Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men . I'm returning ur old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep My virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon .



Your everlasting enemy,
Brona

[MR.K!]

Dear Charlene,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me under the bus and I saw you hit on My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep Your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I Haven’t showered in a month and I have a passionate interest for mice.

Greetings to your frog Leonard.
Craig



Best thread ever !!!

[xDramatick]

Dear Jon,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub in your closet and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.


Best of luck on the sex change,
Darenn.

[Sam!]

Dear Hannah

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me outside of your office and I saw you hit on the catholic priest . I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your butterfly collection as a memory. You should also know that I will never forget that night and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.

Warm tingly sensations.
Sam.

[MR.K!]

Freyja, this thread is halarious. You should do another one

[Christina]

Dear Sandra,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting.
I think I realized it when i threw up in your sock draw in your car and I saw you hit on my father . I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand how awful you are . I'm returning your Hannah Montanna underwear to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it
as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and you ruined my attempts at another world war!

Best of luck on the sex change

Christina xXx


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LMAO, I loved that and its funny because the girl im talking about does actually flirt with my father haha

[Kornetto]

Dear Emma , I dont really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and i saw you ignore My prized statue of Michael jackson in the nude. I'm sure your'e sexy enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. Im returning the couch cushions to you , but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and im off to lead a new life as a lemon.

With tears of sadness
Katherine

[Kornetto]

These are making me crack up so badly.

[KawaiiSakura1]

Dear Pat,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it When I saw the purple monkey
Under the bus and I saw you Sit on Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection . I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That I may pee my pants
.I'm returning The cut toenails to you, but I'll keep Your neighbour’s dog
as a memory. You should also know that I Mocked you behind your back constantly and You ruined my attempts at another world war.



Love always,
emily

[lily.]

haha.. thanks Mr. K.. I only have this one at the moment..

[AngRemembered]

Dear Christina,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the convent. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock draw
at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the pants off my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're scared enough to understand that I may pee my pants .
I'm returning your love letters back to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and you should stop picking your nose .


All my love,
Ang x

PS, damn that really does read almost word for word (cept the better off without you bit) my last U2U to Christina for real ....

[Christina]

Originally posted by Angiebabe
Dear Christina,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the convent. I think I realized it when I threw up in your sock draw
at the mental hospital and I saw you pull the pants off my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're scared enough to understand that I may pee my pants .
I'm returning your love letters back to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I am better off without you and you should stop picking your nose .


All my love,
Ang x

PS, damn that really does read almost word for word (cept the better off without you bit) my last U2U to Christina for real ....

LMAO, oh no it would be me haha, and i promise i will try to stop my bad habit although its very hard i must say! Lol jokes obv

[lily.]

I'm dreading someone doing this just after they've talked to me haha..

[pinkmichk]

Dear bex,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it That night you picked your nose In your car and I saw you Hit on My boyfriend.
I'm sure you're Open enough to understand How awful you are. I'm returning Your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll keep Your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget that night and you should stop picking your nose
.


Kiss my butt
Michelle

[Ross]

Dear 30stone,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants, under a street light and I saw you hit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your mum as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Ross.

[30stone]

Originally posted by Ross
Dear 30stone,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it last year when you peed your pants, under a street light and I saw you hit on the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your mum as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of your feet and I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Best of luck on the sex change,
Ross.

Aw how sweet i was quite expecting somthing nicer from you ross.
lol