[Locke.]

Who's there?

Apparently, there's no rest for the wicked, and that includes the paparazzi as Lucy, Coolio and Tina almost found out to their cost as another celebrity was launched into the air on the cherrypicker.

Following the kerfuffle that broke out after Chesney Hawkes appeared over the roof of the House the previous evening, the three paps were stirred into action a little before 8 o'clock in the morning

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh," shouted Coolio as a blond-haired, cap-wearing celebrity rose above the parapet.

"Who is it?" screeched Tina, "where's me ********** camera?"

"What's your name?" Coolio shouted at the mystery celebrity. "Are you not allowed to talk?"

"Am I allowed?" asked the famous face, but the look on her face suggested she'd been told 'no'

And so the celebrity sank out of sight, as unknown as when she'd first appeared.

"You know who that looks like?" said Lucy. "It's that little thin girl. She's from Big Brother I'm sure..."

"Oh, it's Nikki off Big Brother," said Tina.

Hey -- that's showbusiness...

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/n...462&position=3

[fingers]

As I said in another thread, Nikki is only famous in Endemol/Ch4's opinion!

[Stu]

Where is Farhad when you need him?

[farhad]

Originally posted by David
Who's there?

Apparently, there's no rest for the wicked, and that includes the paparazzi as Lucy, Coolio and Tina almost found out to their cost as another celebrity was launched into the air on the cherrypicker.

Following the kerfuffle that broke out after Chesney Hawkes appeared over the roof of the House the previous evening, the three paps were stirred into action a little before 8 o'clock in the morning

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh," shouted Coolio as a blond-haired, cap-wearing celebrity rose above the parapet.

"Who is it?" screeched Tina, "where's me ********** camera?"

"What's your name?" Coolio shouted at the mystery celebrity. "Are you not allowed to talk?"

"Am I allowed?" asked the famous face, but the look on her face suggested she'd been told 'no'

And so the celebrity sank out of sight, as unknown as when she'd first appeared.

"You know who that looks like?" said Lucy. "It's that little thin girl. She's from Big Brother I'm sure..."

"Oh, it's Nikki off Big Brother," said Tina.

Hey -- that's showbusiness...

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/n...462&position=3

Coolio is from a different country. Tina said she has never watched BB. And Lucy says at the end of the vid she knows who Nikki is.

[BOOSH]

awww bless lol

[andyman]

Maybe their just TV snobs..

[Stu]

Originally posted by farhad
Coolio is from a different country. Tina said she has never watched BB. And Lucy says at the end of the vid she knows who Nikki is.

Woah ... you call his name and he comes!

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu

Woah ... you call his name and he comes!

Dont disrespect the Legend, she is talented, comedian and has millions of facial expressions which is quite important for a commedian.

[BOOSH]

Originally posted by Stu

Woah ... you call his name and he comes!

Lmao!
xD

[Stu]

Originally posted by farhad

Dont disrespect the Legend, she is talented, comedian and has millions of facial expressions which is quite important for a commedian.

Hence why all her stand up shows have been a rousing success up and down the country thus far. And that sketch spot she has on Dave. Yup.

[farhad]

You know how much Nikki effects people when they have to not merely distort the facts but blatantly make stuff up -

Two comments i have noted on both of todays threads are that NO ONE recognised her and Nikki must have been upset to not be recognised. However if you look at the CH4 site there is a report that specifically quotes Tina mentioning Nikki by name and Lucy also knew who she was, and in the video Nikki is giggling ALL the way through non-stop and thoroughly enjoying herself.

The facts are all there, shame people can't simply comment on the facts and have to make stuff up.... just shows how much they care about Nikki to go to so much trouble and not forgetting she was on screen less than 90 secs, and why are people taking time out to abuse Nikki when there is a CBB going on and hms to talk about lol

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by Stu

Woah ... you call his name and he comes!

Now thats what I call easily pleased

[fingers]

Nikki WAS rubbish on CBB, she was rubbish on Ch4's specially created "programmes" and she is STILL CRAP!

[farhad]

Originally posted by fingers
Nikki WAS rubbish on CBB, she was rubbish on Ch4's specially created "programmes" and she is STILL c**p!

Get a life loser

[fingers]

Originally posted by farhad

Get a life looser

The word is loser! loser!

[Magic]

Originally posted by farhad

Get a life looser

Get some respect

I LOVE Nicky though, she is one of my top housemates. Her quotes are the only quotes I know in life.
Sad much?

[lily.]

Originally posted by fingers

The word is loser! loser!

That is what I call Maximum Ownage.

[Stu]

Originally posted by farhad

Get a life loser

Irony, meet thy father.

[Jackie]

Who is she? Who is she?

[fingers]

Originally posted by Stu

Irony, meet thy father.

Nice editing! lol

[GiRTh]

LOL. Welcome back Farhad.

I hope they show this tonight.

[Captain.Remy]

What an humiliation for her, she got what she deserved. She so thinks she is a star and a big comedian...obviously she is not and she is more talentless than I thought she was.

And I'm done !

[Stu]

Originally posted by fingers

Nice editing! lol

...huh?

[robb]

She's still better known than Ben A1 and tummeee.....


I think she's been good value. Not surprising Foolio and Shrek didn't recognise her though.