[serensilver]

This is the joke thread! come here tell a joke make us laugh!

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here are some hope you like them

** bought myself a new deodorant stick today, the instructions said ' take off top and push up bottom ' I'm still in casualty at the mo but my fats smell *******ing class!!!

** Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow? I live in a flat you stupid tw*t how the ******* would i no?

** Mick and Paddy are reading head stones near a church, Mick says, "guess what there's a bloke here who was 152!!!" Paddy says "really what ws his name?" Mick says "Miles from London!"

** Paddy and Mick went to donate sperm in London, the day was a disaster, Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus!!

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