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Bitch is BACK!
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: West Lothian, Scotland
Posts: 9,613
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Bitch is BACK!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: West Lothian, Scotland
Posts: 9,613
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Embarrassing Moments
Right..
Ok decided to make a thread on embarrassing moments as I have just had one and believe the only way I am going to get over it and start laughing myself!!
So I am in my flat - ground floor - totally excited as I know I am moving soon and I am just in an upbeat mood today. Itunes is playing, I am dancing around getting undressed, boogying round my bed, singing Bob Marleys "No Women No Cry" - getting carried away slightly! Singing into an imaginery microphone... unclips my bra and side steps throwing as if to an audience in a crowd and then DYING! My bedroom window is open! There is a man walking his dog! Staring in my ****ing window! I am now kinda trying to compress my body inwards to create a ball and dive to the curtains at the same time! Not attractive! Shut the curtains!! And hear him clapping from outside! So instead of crying and hiding away... No cos thats what any normal person would do... go and regret it and try and forget... No. I decide I am stronger than that... Go behind the curtain - still naked and bow! And exit!
About 20 seconds later... have now realised what I have done and start freaking! OMG! I am actually so embarrassed now btw! I really am! I dont know why I was even dancing in the first place.. never mind stripping and trying to be sexy.
Anyway telling you all has now made it kinda better...
What are some embarrassing things you have done?
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