[Lewis.]

I ate the seed from an apple! What should i do!

[Sarah.]

get over it.

[Billy]

Too late you'll be dead in the morning.

[Shaun]

Call 999.

Ask for the coastguard.

Start finding religion. I recommend Hinduism - Vishnu is most forgiving.

May he have mercy on you.

[Lewis.]

Thanks Guys! Pictoe! I will get straight to it

[Harry!]

Stay in the sun. The apple tree will grow.

[LemonJam]

You've just been fertilised.

[Conzors]

Make sure you dont wake up with branches.

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Conzors
Make sure you dont wake up with branches.

We need branches in the credid crunch.

Sign of the times.

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by LemonJam
You've just been fertilised.

Am i going to have a baby?

[JOSHUAH!]

Originally posted by Billy
Too late you'll be dead in the morning.

LMAO.
Billy I disliked you, but that comment made me laugh

& Lewis, you might end up like that man in the newspapers. He swalled a tree seed and he started growing a tree in his kidneys. Unluckyyyy

[Lewis.]

Originally posted by JOSHUAH!

LMAO.
Billy I disliked you, but that comment made me laugh

& Lewis, you might end up like that man in the newspapers. He swalled a tree seed and he started growing a tree in his kidneys. Unluckyyyy

Omg, I am going to die

[LemonJam]

Originally posted by LewisLeona

Am i going to have a baby?

I dunno ask Granny Smith

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

-leaves-

[Harry!]

Originally posted by LewisLeona

Omg, I am going to die

No. You need a gardener.

[MrGaryy]

no.

[Shaun]

Originally posted by JOSHUAH!
Billy I disliked you

bitch said wut?

[John.]

dude you should actually be worried! heard of this guy!!

Surgeons in Russia were astounded to find what they say is a 5cm fir tree growing inside a man's lung.

Artyom Sidorkin, 28, visited doctors in the central city of Izhevsk complaining of intense chest pain and said he had been coughing up blood.

After consulting X-rays, doctors were "100 percent sure" Mr Sidorkin had a tumour and decided on surgery to remove the cancer.

But when they opened him up, surgeons instead found a small fir tree growing inside his lung.

"I thought I was hallucinating," said surgeon Vladimir Kamashev.

"I asked my assistant to have a look: 'Come and see this - we've got a fir tree here'. He nodded in shock. I blinked three times as I was sure I was seeing things."

Dr Kamashev said he believed Mr Sidorkin must have inhaled a fir seed, which sprouted inside his lung and began growing into a tree.

The pain he felt was caused by the plant rubbing against his capillaries, Mr Kamashev said.

"It was very painful - but to be honest I did not feel any foreign object inside me," Mr Sidorkin said.

"I'm so relieved it's not cancer."

[bronaaaa]

Will you not just poop it out ?

[Jen]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
Will you not just poop it out ?

Ew.

[John.]

Originally posted by bronaaaa
Will you not just poop it out ?

you might need to check your poop to make sure you have!

Disgusting i know but worth knowing!

[bronaaaa]

Originally posted by JD.

you might need to check your poop to make sure you have!

Disgusting i know but worth knowing!

=|=|

[John.]

as they say "Shite happens!!"

[30stone]

Make yourself throw up

NOW!


Best Way is trying to drink 1 pint of water 1 pint od lemonade 1 pint of beer without stopping, Projectile Vomit... Charming.

[Ninastar]

Well. Its a thin possabilty (by thin i mean huge) that it could get lodged in your throat and grow into an apple tree. I mean the chance of that happening is like 66% so I wouldnt worry too much! x

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Ninastar
Well. Its a thin possabilty (by thin i mean huge) that it could get lodged in your throat and grow into an apple tree. I mean the chance of that happening is like 66% so I wouldnt worry too much! x

Like bread makin your hair curly.