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30-05-2009, 10:59 AM
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http://mylifeisaverage.com/
HAHA Nicky. This site is Amazing. Just random little one liners that are not even funny, but are. "I was at the local supermarket today and noticed they were giving out free samples of chips. The sign said one per customer. I took two. No one noticed" Post some of your favourites |
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30-05-2009, 11:01 AM
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Today, I decided to start my diet. I ate a donut. I'll start it tomorrow
Today, I shaved my legs with the Venus Razor. I did not feel like a Goddess PMSL. I Love this site |
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30-05-2009, 11:03 AM
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy
Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install |
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30-05-2009, 11:04 AM
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Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA
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30-05-2009, 11:05 AM
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Today, I had a milkshake. It did not bring all the boys to the yard
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30-05-2009, 11:08 AM
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Today, I kissed a girl and I liked it. I'm a guy.
Today, I was watching Dora the Explorer with my younger sister. Dora told us to point out the blue ball. We didn't. She found it anyway. |
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30-05-2009, 11:08 AM
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Been there, done this.
Today, I was playing the running game on Wii fit where you keep the controller in your pocket and jog in place. After a while, I got tired, so I took the controller out of my pocket and shook it up and down so it thought I was still running. It believed me. MLIA. HAHA! |
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30-05-2009, 11:09 AM
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Today, I forgot to put my phone on silent during class. No one called me anyway
Today, I sampled a song on iTunes. Then I downloaded it illegally Today I was eating chips in a meeting. It sounded really loud in my mouth, but no one else seemed to notice |
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30-05-2009, 11:11 AM
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Ha I love these
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30-05-2009, 11:14 AM
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Today I was watching tv and the game show host said we will b back after these messages don't go anywhere. I went to the fridge, he still hasn't found out
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30-05-2009, 11:16 AM
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Today I had rice. I'm asian. MLIA
Today, Someone checked me out. I was at Walmart. MLIA. Today I couldn't think of anything interesting to twitter so I stole a story from MyLifeIsAverage. People said it was funny and clever. I am not funny. Or clever. Just average. LMAO |
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30-05-2009, 11:18 AM
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Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield
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30-05-2009, 11:19 AM
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30-05-2009, 11:22 AM
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Today in school I hit my funny bone on a desk. I did not think it was funny
Today, I went to see a movie and when it said to turn my phone off, I only silenced it. Nobody cared |
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30-05-2009, 11:24 AM
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Today, my friend tagged a bad photo of me on facebook. I untagged it
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My Life is Average
and also the milkshake one!
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