[HELLIWONTGO]

BB 10 you promised so much
Yet it's clear to all you're so out of touch
Still got the phone lines, you're full of greed
But then you take away the live feed
Most of the housemates are as boring as hell
But give it 2 weeks you never can tell
I'm feed up with that dogface whoring
Kris and Charlie are very boring
Lisa and Marcus make me sick
Put into the house a banging chick
At least cairon can do his rap
But Karly talks a load of cr*p
I wont bother to do any more
I think that I'm becoming a bore

I've translated this from the original Greek, it loses something in the translation!!!!!!

[Rozartytype]

There is a young housemate called Sree,
Who's been to Hertfordshire University,
He has so been implorin'
His love for Miss Noirin,
Who make him go week at the knee...s.

I'll get me coat.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by Rozartytype
There is a young housemate called Sree,
Who's been to Hertfordshire University,
He has so been implorin'
His love for Miss Noirin,
Who make him go week at the knee...s.

I'll get me coat.

No, far from it very good I think I will do limericks now , great idea!!!!

[HELLIWONTGO]

There is an old lady named Lisa
Most of us think she's a geezer
And once in a while
She acts so vile
She certainly isn't a pleaser


oh dear seemed a good idea at the time!!!!

[Prole]

LOL... excellent, both of ya...

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by ViaVerde
LOL... excellent, both of you...

I know my poems are quite wordy
Thanks for the praise ViaVerde
I don't really know what else to say
The Housemate Charlie, I think he's gay
I've drunk to much coffee my head is spinning
They say always go when you're still winning


Worst poetry ever!!!! lol

[Rozartytype]

Freddie talks about lots of posh stuff,
But he's beginning to look a bit rough,
Poor Halfwit could weep,
'Cos the housemates won't let him sleep,
Freddie just isn't getting enough.

[Prole]

Originally posted by HELLIWONTGO

I know my poems are quite wordy
Thanks for the praise ViaVerde
I don't really know what else to say
The Housemate Charlie, I think he's gay
I've drunk to much coffee my head is spinning
They say always go when you're still winning


Worst poetry ever!!!! lol

Wow... I have been immortalised in verse. I feel like The Lady of Shalott.

Incidentally... you're both mad. And I don't mean that in a bad way :-)

[bansheewails]

There was a young man called Kris
who only wanted to go on the piss
sadly for him when he gave her a kiss
he left the house with syphilis!


ehm!

[HELLIWONTGO]

Worst poetry ever!!!! lol [/quote]

Wow... I have been immortalised in verse. I feel like The Lady of Shalott.

Incidentally... you're both mad. And I don't mean that in a bad way :-) [/quote]


There was an old Lady of Shalot
Who said Oh no is that all I got
I'll turn on the tv
And just watch BB
Oh wow that Sree is so hot!!


I think my medication is wearing off!!!!!

[bansheewails]

no one liked mine then!

[Jayson]

We've Kris's mophead in the house,
Rodrigo as quiet as a mouse,
Sophia was tiny, and a right little runt,
And all Sree does is act like a cun*.

At least we have Cairon, He is no disgrace,
Angel, Freddie, Karly and DogFace,
But I cannot forgive, for Lisa what the fuc*,
Noirin, as entertaining as a disabled duck.

If i've missed any out, I don't really care,
So long as Siavash gives me clothes to wear.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Originally posted by bansheewails
no one liked mine then!

I did but what do I know , isn't anyone amazed that I a mouthy Rooster can write, I say can write poetry



lol?

[bansheewails]

Do you use your beak or your talons to write?

[bansheewails]

Scratch a few word out?

[Jayson]

When Big Brother's on I can't bear,
To watch Karly doing her hair,
Dogface is so fake, an overgrown rake,
But atleast she has big tits to share.

[Rozartytype]

Everytime Sree has a dip in the pool,
Kris and Charlie make him look such a fool,
For those pair of hunks,
Pull off Sree's swimming trunks,
Just so Sophie can look at his tool.

[bansheewails]

William Wordsworth will be turning in his grave, green with envy (and mould) who knew BB fans were such artists!

[HELLIWONTGO]

I'm really amazed, I say really amazed ,that anyone even bothered to look at my thread, and thank you to all you poets on here, see Bb fans are intelligent, mention us George Lamb you muppet!!!!! lol
I use my, I say use my beak , but it's getting weak and I'm past my peak, maybe I'm a freak!!!!
Enough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jayson]

I cannot believe how big and juicy,
Sophies tits are and could be,
But whenever I see Noirins rockin body,
All I can think about is Sree

[Jayson]

Siavash is no player nor pimp,
Although some may think he is a gimp,
And Karly's hot pants, Are fit for romance,
And thats why she should bluddy win,
But when you see Sree and his chat-ups,
Plus Angel doing all of her sit-ups,
You can't help but think,
That you've hit the brink,
And that C4 have done one of their cock-ups.

[HELLIWONTGO]

Sree really is so damn thick
Send in there a banging chick
Also get that Lisa out
I think I've got a touch of gout!

[Jayson]

Whatever Kris say's he's a tool,
And Charlie is a god damn fool,
But Cairon and Sree,
Make this shitt BB,
A watchable pile of drool.

[bansheewails]

There was a young girl called dog-face
who asked a wee boy round to her place
she wanted a look
at his grapling hook
but he'd rather show her a book

[Chuckyegg]

There once was a show called big brother
where humans get watched with eachother
but after a while it went a bit vile
now theres no human beings - just *****s