[Amy]

DEREK Definitely my favourite housemate. He also wants to sleep with Big Brother - he'll have to get in fast, with Lesley and Sam around

MAKOSI Didn't struggle with the task of making everyone dislike her. Next week, Science will be set the task of sounding like a muppet whenever he speaks

KEMAL This year's female version of Nadia proves that Big Brother is like Oasis albums - constantly ripping itself off and living on past glories

MARY I'd like to see her witch qualifications as I'm not sure Johnny Rotten impressions with your eyes and watching a horror film once make you a witch

SAM In some quarters Sam is described as the house 'totty'. I find her about as attractive as anthrax.

Surely destined for Page 3 ignominy

MAXWELL My mum said this week that I look like Crazy Frog so I had a good look at it. While doing this, I realised the frog makes far more sense than Maxwell

LESLEY Every year Endemol spatulas some unfortunate on to our screens. This year's is especially repressed and I swear I've seen her on Trisha a dozen times

ROBERTO He reminds me of Darius and I fear he'll come out of the BB house and record a series of pre-pubescent, generic ballads for housewives

SASKIA Cheryl Tweedy's slightly less aggressive sister is coping well with her dog phobia, given the abundance of mirrors in the Big Brother house

SCIENCE With his rapping talent, he is going places - back to his mum's where he can have his old room back and be called by his real name, Nigel

VANESSA She talked the talk before she went in but now it appears that her only character trait is indeed her inability to actually talk

ANTHONY Seems he is developing a chemistry with the house trampoline Sam - just imagine the kind of children they would create. Frightening

CRAIG Clearly cry-baby Craig must have been placed in the house during a delicate time in his menstrual cycle what with all those hysterics

Article Daily Record

[Craig]

Federico is a pratt

[Azzy]

Some of his opinions are funny but some are overly insulting (You think Saskia's a dog Fed ? she's the right species for you then).

For an obnoxious mollusc who most people would ignore if he hadn't been on BB , he sure has a low opinion of the show .
Whassamatter , did poor little Feddy-pants become less famous than "One True Voice" and is all bitter about it???

BTW - Your mum has done the Crazy Frog a huge diservice by comparing him to you .

Oh and Science already does look like a muppet whenever he speaks , so it appears he'll pass that mission with flying colours.

[Dan_]

Originally posted by Craig
Federico is a pratt

Agreed, like he's so good. Did you win fed?

[Kaz]

Originally posted by Azzy
Oh and Science already does look like a muppet whenever he speaks , so it appears he'll pass that mission with flying colours.

You beat me to it, Azzy ........ I was just about to say exactly the same thing!

[Azzy]

Great minds think alike .
Thats why Mary respects Science methinks (both morons) ... oh wait that'd be greatly frazzled minds think alike....

[Razmataz]

I hardly remember federico from BB4 infact i hardly remember BB4 and Mr Tickle should have won it from what i can remember but anyways FED ur an effing prat

[Teacup]

I remember that weasel federico what a waste of space

[Razmataz]

Davina had hopes for him and so did i there might of been sex in the house but nooooooooo he was a boring rat

[sesamestreetz]

Grr. He annoys me so much- he passes judgement on all of the contestants when he was part of a boring series. This series is fab, he can't accept it because he's jealous.

[Razmataz]

The point that Federico would make paint drying more intresting has just been made

[Azzy]

Originally posted by Gladders_16
I hardly remember federico from BB4 infact i hardly remember BB4 and Mr Tickle should have won it from what i can remember but anyways FED ur an effing prat

BB4 was so dull it almost hurt to watch it .

Cricket is more fun .

[Razmataz]

FED should of joined FED ex

[Siouxsie]

waste of time fredrico last year s big bruv was a wash out