[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Shaun

in that case... save Marco, evict Marlon I suppose

#244 - Marlon Wallen (BB15)


I don't think anyone's bothered to write about Marlon since the hospital he was born in filled out the birth certificate. I actually officially "didn't mind" Marlon throughout his stay in BB15 and he barely registered on my radar. But when it came to the ultimate possibility of either him or Ashleigh being evicted in BB15's latest in a miriad of crap rigged evictions (IIRC it was whoever had the most nominations?) then Marlon had to be sacrificed, really.

In fact the only time I remember him doing anything was discussing nominations with Ash and their delusional thoughts on who "deserved to be up" (Toya and Ashleigh, in this instance). I mean imagine such a thing. Marlon and Ash thinking they're above Toya and Ashleigh. El oh el oh el.

And, ultimately, Matthew accidentally called him 'Marvin' once. I think that says it all about his impact on Big Brother history. Sorry, Marlon. T'ra.

I save Marco because he took out his mum on eviction night and to be honest that was quite funny.

there we go, hunties x

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Jack_

hahahahahaha yes. Fact.

Just checking the facts and it says no. It says Nikki had the best entrance

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Just checking the facts and it says no. It says Nikki had the best entrance

I don't recall her jumping in the pool and shouting COME ON YA BASTADS

any entrance that only involves walking through the door is dull

[Macie Lightfoot]

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot

Imma cut Freddie and save Mohamed I guess?

#. Freddie "Halfwit" "Fred****" Fisher (BB10)



omfg his gesticulations are the worst.

So yeah, I can't stand Freddie at all and neither could the rest of the BB10 cast! He became an easy nominations target because he would over-enunciate random words and drone on about politics and other **** and was just generally a snooty privileged rich kid, but unfortunately there's nothing more that the GBP loves more than an early series victim! Freddie quickly became That Housemate who was placed on a pedestal where he could do no wrong and everyone else was constantly wronging him, he would keep getting nominated in a head-to-head eviction, he would get like 30% of the vote to evict at most, and then a much better HM like Sophia or Angel or Sree would be evicted It was like this for a whole month and it was painfully predictable. I personally think that the early weeks of BB10 are some of the worst in franchise history and I place a lot of the blame on the predictability surrounding Fred****.

Freddie was just really ****ing annoying. Like, he'd drone on and on about ~the sheep~ and ~the wolves~ which make sense, but then his analogies wouldbecome so ****ing convoluted with ~wolves in sheep's clothing~ and ~*~ the individuals~*~ and it was ****ing nauseating how he'd act like he and Siavash and Marcus were all like-minded individuals when that wasn't the case at all. Freddie would also LOVE to spew out bull**** comments about how "I don't care if I'm nominated every week but surely the show will be boring once I'm evicted :3" like what. Just shut up, you so care about being nominated. I had more than enough of this **** from ****ing Ziggy, and I did NOT want to have to hear it all again from a ****ing twat politician (I'm looking at you too, Joel Squarepants.)

THANKFULLY though, BB10 was 93 ****ing days and since Freddie was the early series favorite his **** wore off like no other. I'm quite outspoken against 93 day series because they're so ****ing long, but as I alluded to in the Aaron write up, the good thing about 93 day series is that the idiots like Ziggy and Darnell and Siavash all overstay their welcome and blow their chances at winning. As time wore on, Freddie's self-constructed good guy narrative became more transparent, he became a lot more patronizing, and he let his favorite status go to his head! He got so ****ing obnoxious and started breaking rules and losing luxury shopping budgets just because he's an attention-seeker, and then after Marcus and Siavash got everyone nominated he gloated nonstop about how he was safe and Lisa was going home. Like, he literally stuck his tongue out at her and went NA NA LISA'S UP FOR EVICTION! I'M SAFE BECAUSE THE PUBLIC LIKES ME AND THEY'VE KEPT ME SO MANY TIMES BEFORE *****ing simpering smile* and then he started to fake an orgasm and was shouting OH LISA OHHHH LISA OH YEAH COME ON YOU'RE MAKING ME COME AHHH LISA like, congratulations for ~cumming~ in the face of a woman who is twice your age and has, like, a twentieth of your income?

I guess I should talk about Bea too, since she was vital in the takedown of Freddie. He misinterpreted her friendship as love and performed a song called "Springtime: Sex Outside Weather" and it was quite possibly the worst scene in franchise history, she freaked the **** out and made him cry and break down to the point where he was having panic attacks and hyperventilating just because her presence was that terrifying to him, she switched beds to get the **** away from him and made him cry and hyperventilate AGAIN, he would get so nervous and stumble over his words, she questioned him all "WHY. ARE. YOU. TALK-ING. LIKE. THAT." and so on. Was it cruel? Absolutely. But this all came at a time where Freddie soooooo desperately needed to be knocked down a few pegs so I am forever thankful that Bea was there to remind Freddie of his true place on earth.

I'm saving Mohamed because my options were ****ing slim.

[Pete.]

Freddie was disgusting

[EspeonBB]

screaming @ the Freddie write-up

Good job (as usual) Macie

[Pete.]

His 'panic attack' was stupid and an attempt to play the victim so hard but Bea outlived him so way to play the game bitch

[Jack_]

No way in hell is Mo a better housemate then Freddie, what a laughable idea

also everything you just described is why he was such a great housemate <3

[Daniel-X]

I disliked Freddie from the moment Queen Bea walked in. She wasn't cruel she was fantastic his turning point for me was his naivety and obnoxiousness like you pointed out with how he behaved with Lisa. Lisa dint treat him nice at first but that was the turning point (I actually liked him before that)

[Daniel.]

I liked Freddie early on but he bullied Bea </3

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

I liked Freddie early on but he bullied Bea </3

thank god you're joking

[Daniel-X]

Davina's interview with Bea highlights why I didn't think Davina was all that.

So biased it was unreal. People say Emma is biased but not as biased as Davina. No were near as biased.

[Babayaro.]

Freddie is a top 10 housemate imo, although Macie's write up was pretty funny

[Daniel.]

I am but I'm not joking about the fact Bea was a FAR better housemate than him and probably person too

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Davina's interview with Bea highlights why I didn't think Davina was all that.

So biased it was unreal. People say Emma is biased but not as biased as Davina. No were near as biased.

Davina has had a couple of slipups but she was amazing for the majority of 10 years (and is slated so much unfairly)

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

I am but I'm not joking about the fact Bea was a FAR better housemate than him and probably person too

lol no

Bea is actual vermin that deserves nothing but a life of total misery and being ****ed over for being such a ****ing malicious, sociopathic, scummy ****.

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Davina has had a couple of slipups but she was amazing for the majority of 10 years (and is slated so much unfairly)

She's 100 times better than Brian Dowling but Emma is the best imo

[Macie Lightfoot]

Let it be known that Bea causing Freddie to choke on his own panicked tears came after a week or two of Freddie being a complete piece of ****! Like, he spent the majority of that time picking random arguments with people because he believed that his fans would keep him no matter what, breaking random rules for no other reason than to seek attention, and then losing the first luxury shopping budget in five weeks (!!!) just because. The rest of the house told him about himself and he was just as smug and unrepentant as before, so for that I am thankful that Bea was about to emotionally waterboard him and remind him of his place in the world <3

[Daniel-X]

Is everyone doing their write-ups I'm perched for all the lashings

[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Arron Lowe



I'm glad I managed to get Arron out because he's personally in my bottom five housemates of all time, down there with the likes of Conor and Helen. He really was that bad. So, Arron, had a generic VT a good looking guy has "I'm a ladies man, I'm good looking" all that bull**** and he looked to be irrelevant filler. However Queen Deana Uppal, as she did with pretty much every other person in the BB13 cast, managed to make him relevant by dragging him for filth every time he tried to come for her to impress his ogre best friend Conor. Remember when Arron threw a splash of water on Deana and she then thre the whole cup at him, or when he said "I din't weae this for you to be drunk" (he was wearing that red suit at the time) and she shut him down until he had nothing left to say? Let's not forget "I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", anyway these are all great Deana things because all Arron did was suck Conor's ass, bully Deana and walk around topless. Not forgetting his ever so ~hilarious~ and ~entertaining~ pranks like switching the light off or jumping in the pool when he wasn't meant to! #rebelheart. Arron was trash and his eviction is the best of all time for me too.

Save Liam

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[Daniel.]

Originally Posted by Jack_

lol no

Bea is actual vermin that deserves nothing but a life of total misery and being ****ed over for being such a ****ing malicious, sociopathic, scummy ****.

Lol no? All she did was tell him the truth and he pretend to have a panic attack? Your hate for Bea is baffling, I suggest you re watch BB10. Even Makosi was more of a sociopath than she was.

[Jack_]

Arron <3

bye

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Lol no? All she did was tell him the truth and he pretend to have a panic attack? Your hate for Bea is baffling, I suggest you re watch BB10. Even Makosi was more of a sociopath than she was.

He was visibly uncomfortable and whether people want to argue the toss about if the panic attack was real or not, to continue being so purposely passive aggressive in an attempt to belittle and antagonise him is disgusting and quite frankly is on the border of bullying, in much the same way Helen's actions in BB15 were

And quite frankly had Conor or Marc acted the same way in that instance to a female housemate they'd have been threatened with death on this forum

[Macie Lightfoot]

yes @ that Arron write up. HMs who are obsessed with ~wacky pranks~ will never be good ones. "IT WILL BE FUNNY IF I" no Arron. No it won't.

[Jack_]

omg @ me turning into the truth oop