[Shaun]

Finally, the last song of the night!
this has been an ordeal, hasn't it Augistine?
At least those weird children have gone.
Yeah, what happened to our continuity? It's like it's been made up as we go along.
Haha! Weird! Here's Hungary, with "Smelly Thighs"

[Shaun]

The song is by The Hungary Tramp (stage name)

Torok Gorbe Jimbob (Real name).

Torok will be wearing the only clothes he has, as shown below and on the CD cover (excellent CD cover by the way, as you can tell ).

Spoiler:

Song: Smelly Thighs

The song was written by Torok for his wife. He was looking through local dustbins when a sudden smell (similar to that of his wife's thighs) knocked him a back. Then he thought about writing a song for her.

Spoiler:

Youtube video

Youtube video

To the tune of Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen

Smelly Thighs

I've been meaning to tell you
You’ve got this smell that won’t subside
I smell you and I can’t disguise
You're coming no where near me tonight
Now I’ve got to admit my fright

CHORUS:

With these Smelly Thighs
One smell of you and I feel I could die
You’ve got Smelly Thighs
I can smell your sweaty pies

I want to have sex so hear me out
I want you to show me when you’ll stop using Tesco Value
Darling tonight
Stop giving me a fright

CHORUS:

With these Smelly Thighs
One smell of you and I feel I could die
You’ve got Smelly Thighs
I can’t stop pretending to notice otherwise

With those Smelly Thighs
Now I’ve smelt you oh too many times
With those Smelly Thighs
Now it’s porn again for me tonight, you selfish cow

I need you to clean
Those ‘effin thighs

[Sax Solo]

You’ve got smelly thighs
One smell of you and I feel I could die
You’ve got smelly thighs
I can no longer look you in the eyes

You’ve got smelly thighs
Now I’ve bought you something better than Tesco Value

Now clean those thighs
You took me by surprise
With those smelly thighs

I need you to...

Clean those Thighs
Now I’ve got you soap BLOODY USE IT
Clean those ‘effin thighs.

Got to stop you smelling like

[Jake.]

fantastic

[Withano]

Touching

[Drew.]

interesting

[GypsyGoth]

[Livia]

Ahhh the romance. Just beautiful.

And Zee... I could probably get to a job writing speeches for the Tories...

[GypsyGoth]

Outstanding job with hosting Shaun

[Shaun]

Alas, the time has come for us to part ways.
Yes, tonight has been a beautiful spectacle of songwriting and libel.
And the most actively-participated Eurovision in history!
Truly, truly a magnificent night. Now, we hand over to Shaun, who has the voting information. But from us, Rudolph-
-and Augustine, we say 'Adieu!'

[Drew.]

Originally Posted by GypsyGoth

Outstanding job with hosting Shaun

x2

[Jake.]

Well done all/Shaun/the judges!

[Glenn.]

Amazing


Great show Shaun

[Shaun]

Now that the beautiful presenters have been put to sleep by unruly Bosnian anaesthesiologists, it's time to get down to business and open up TiBB for voting. Below, is a reminder of all 20 entries with links to the post they were featured in:

#1 - Spain - Drew - "Simping" by Sir Simpalot
#2 - Norway - Kazanne - "Norway" by Kazanne
#3 - Israel - Jesus. - "An Ode to Mel Gibson" by Anthony Semitism
#4 - Latvia - Glenn - "Run Back, Baby (English Edit)" by Gleona Lewis
#5 - Liechtenstein - Ben - "Zee's the Crabman" by Mr. Crabman
#6 - United Kingdom - Conzors - "The One That Always Stays" by Conor.
#7 - Poland - Nathan - "The Trials and Tribulations of Life in Gdansk: A Modern View of Life in Poland" by Dave Benson-Philliwicz
#8 - Portugal - JH95 - "T-I-B-B Gurls" by Jaky Perry
#9 - Kosovo - LemonJam - "The TiBB it is a-Changin'" by Fatjon Gashi (Feat Gjevahire Çoçaj)
#10 - Uganda - Withano - "Making Melodies" by Withano & P5
#11 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - "I Dreamed of TiBB" by Dario Dezzkaviolivalichov
#12 - Romania - Livia - "Real Vampires Don't Sparkle" by The Count
#13 - Vatican City - Niamh. - "Pope Hop" by Pope Francis I and the Fun Lovin' Cardinals
#14 - Sweden - anniek76 - "TiBB Queen" by AnnieK
#15 - Russia - Shaun - "Telephone" by Lady Putain & Treotské
#16 - Finland - GypsyGoth - "Party Like it's the Last Supper" by Ravenheart
#17 - Lithuania - Ammi - "Lithuania Love" by Tupac ShaKarl & Dr. Audré
#18 - Ireland - Iceman - "The Real Mollie Harbinger" by Eoinem
#19 - Germany - Zee - "There is no Us" by the Diktaturdays
#20 - Hungary - Ryan57 - "Smelly Thighs" by The Hungary Tramp

Now, the voting is split into two categories:

JUDGES
Marc, Marcus, Matt, Josiah and I - you must take all twenty of the above songs and rank them in order of preference. PM me with your finished lists - the song at the top should be your favourite of the lot.
Please vote fairly - take into consideration the effort that's been put into the song, the creativity of it, and all other elements that make it stand out from the crowd.

FORUM
Everyone - except the judges, and including the participants - can vote for up to SEVEN favourite songs. You do not need to rank them. Participants cannot vote for themselves. To vote, just PM me.
Again, please vote fairly - for the best songs, rather than the TiBB members you like the most.

You all have until 7pm tomorrow, when I will announce the results. Good luck, everyone

[Ammi]

..brilliant, Hungary....I don't know who it was..?....


..Shaun, you were a fabulous host as ever, thank you so much for taking the time to do this...it's one of the most lovely things on TiBB and you do an amazing job every time..........

[LemonJam]

Amazing group of songs. It's going to be horrible to choose between them.

Perfection in the hosting from Shaun, as always.

[Drew.]

good luck all

[Withano]

Shaun, you are brilliant

[Glenn.]

Omg good luck everyone

[AnnieK]

Fantastic....amazing job shaun...all the songs have been brilliant....

This has cheered me up sooo much

[King Gizzard]

shaun stroke my face

[Livia]

Thanks Shaun, for the work you put in. Brilliant fun. And to everyone who entered a song this year… you know that thin line between genius and madness? I wouldn't lay any money on which side of that line any of you are.

[Tom4784]

Ugh my cousin and his spawn came round and I couldn't get them to piss off so I missed most of it. I've caught up now though and it was exceptional. Well done everyone.

[Shaun]

face strokes for everyone!

[Withano]

Feels nice

[Black Dagger]

Great show, great talent, I wish I was motivated and creative enough, maybe next year

Y'all winners.