[Ammi]

..just beautiful, Withano...your children are absolutely lovely......

[Withano]

Haha thanks chums. The real song is something to do with putting thumbs in and elbows out, this is way better.
They know this is happening tonight and they're excited about it too but they think they're competing against different schools from across the world which I totally lied about so it would be less weird.
I'm showing them a censored version of the competition on Monday and I've got a prize sorted out for them regardless of where we finish up placing!

[Livia]

OMG... Brilliant Withano x

[Shaun]

Good news! We've adopted the Children of the Night!
I'm telling you, Rudy, I don't trust these bitches.
we_have_come_for_your_souls
Haha! How precious! Now, for our returning champion - it's Bosnia and Herzegovina!

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by Withano

they think they're competing against different schools from across the world which I totally lied about so it would be less weird.

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Withano

Haha thanks chums. The real song is something to do with putting thumbs in and elbows out, this is way better.
They know this is happening tonight and they're excited about it too but they think they're competing against different schools from across the world which I totally lied about so it would be less weird.
I'm showing them a censored version of the competition on Monday and I've got a prize sorted out for them regardless of where we finish up placing!

......I hope they enjoy it Withano..I love that you made them a part of it..you're a truly great guy....

[Shaun]

DARIO DEZZKALIOLIVALICHOV

Dario is a talented Songstress from the small fishing town of Dekalopokolovicachakivvachia and has trained since birth to represent his nation in Eurovision, a dream he achieved when he bested the previous champion in gladiatorial combat in front of the Emperor of Bosnia & Herzegovina, Dean Gaffney. His vocal abilities are beyond compare and it's impossible to listen to his angelic tones without weeping, even the heavens themselves cry when he sings.

STAGE DIRECTIONS

Dario stands alone and bloody in the wreckage of Tibb after a vicious battle between the Alcove and the Coven. The Sports Section has been burnt to the ground (Legend Killer's cries of anguish provide the backing vocals) and Tibb Towers is slowly falling apart. As the song starts he begins walking through the broken sights of Tibb while the surviving members twerk mournfully in the background. He comes across such things as a broken Banhammer, Scott's barrel of industrial strength Lube that's currently spilling across the stage and the shredded remains of Black Dagger's library of selfies. At this point a montage of Tibb's greatest hits is projected upon the stage, we see the battles between Zeta and the Brotherhood, the rise and fall of Twilight Twitty, the chaos that was Most Hated and every Razzies there's ever been and finally....Tibb Dancing on Ice. Dario is seen wiping away a single tear before several men dressed as crabs arrive on stage for a dance breakdown during the Zee verse. After which they melt away when Dario douses them in lotion. The performance ends when he prays for the future of Tibb at a stained glass window depicting Saint Barbra Streisand.

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I dreamed of Tibb in days gone by
When Stu was high
And Karl was wasted
Before Mollie was a guy
Before Vicky was impregnated

But now as Tibb begins to fade
infractions were made and used and wasted
There is no one left to shade
No trolls are banned, all spam permitted

But the Coven posts at night
With their reports loud as thunder
As they tear the board apart
As they turn your threads to shiiiiii-iiiiii-iiiii-iiiii-iiiiiiit!

Zee spent on season by my side
He filled my bed with endless lice
He took my towels in his stride
But he was gone when the crabs came

But still I dream that Tibb will be
A place where we can hate together
But there are dreams that will not be
And there are cliques we cannot weather

I had a dream that Tibb would be
So different from this hell I'm modding
So different now from what it seemed
Now Kate has killed the tibb I dreamed (of). [/center]

[Shaun]

*is curious as to how the Bosnian accent sounds particularly French*

[GypsyGoth]

that was great

[Iceman]

oh

my

god

[Black Dagger]

[Withano]

That accent is just beautiful.

[Livia]

[LemonJam]

OH MY GOD. Perfection.

[Drew.]

very good

[Ammi]

..OH MY GOD DEZZY..!!..you didn't disappoint, that was incredible..I'm an ocean of emotion right now...fabulous......

[Withano]

You may applaud now hahaha

[Shaun]

Now, Rudolph, when you think of vampires what do you picture?
Oh, I don't know! Lecherous men sinking their teeth into my neck, draining me of fluids and consuming my body with the lust only a man can summon.
Oh... well I was going to ask what they look like. Here, Romania tell us what they shouldn't look like!

[Shaun]

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Real Vampires Don’t Sparkle.

Vampires should be really scary
Now they look like bloody marys
We have fangs and flowing robes
No contact lenses or designer clothes
Once the tourists all flocked here to
Search for Vlad and Nosferatu
Now the tourists have all gone
Because of Bella f u c k i n g Swan!

We’re all gaunt and thin and wiry
Not like models in Vampire Diaries
And we never, ever would
Pose like tossers in True Blood
Vampires live in grimy cellars
We are proper graveyard dwellers
We would never live in Forks,
Or drive Volvos like the Cullen dorks

Even vampire slayers… Buffy… Blade…
Look like the Twilight sexy, cool brigade
Van Helsing is the one they should resemble
No pouty tart could ever make us tremble.
RPattz never turns into a bat
The sulky, brooding, sentimental twat.
Lugosi shows how vampires should behave
I bet Bram Stoker’s spinning in his grave.

We’re masters of sick desires
Not like emos from Stephanie Meyers
We’re concerned with evil dealings
We’re not ‘in touch’ with our bloody feelings
I admit we look dog-rough
and they’re hot and ripped and buff
But we’re the living dead and we all
DEFINITELY DO NOT SPARKLE!

So if you want to join the living dead
Expel all thoughts of Twilight from your head.
Just call the Count and I will promise that
If you’ve got the balls I’ll be your bat.

[AnnieK]

amazing.....just amazing...

[Withano]

These are all so good haha

[GypsyGoth]

I loved it

[LemonJam]

Amazing Livia

[Ammi]

..haha, that was so quick, Livia...absolutely fabulous......

[Drew.]

well done Livia