[Z]

#35th – arista
Previous performance: Re-entry
1st Round: 15 points || 2nd Round: 35 points || Total: 50 points.
I didn’t want to fall in love with you, I didn’t want to know the things I knew, it wasn’t ‘til I looked into the mirror... denial. I’ve kept my emotions back for too long, but this tourniquet around my heart just can’t stop the amount of love I have for arista. Members gave him points “for being real, sometimes too real, but I love ya, mate,” and because he “posts good news, does a great job of winding people up.” One voter stated “some don’t get him... I do. Ignoring his utter adoration for the Tories, he’s fantastic.” One user said “the big guy is the best and where would we be without all those bargains?” I really don’t know. ASDA Walmart owe him some bargains, that’s for sure. One member said “honey what can I say, always interesting,” while another said “he and I are poles apart a lot of the time but I really like arista, love how he makes sure I don’t miss good programmes on TV.” One user gave him points because “I live for the big green bitch”, and another because “he deserves a vote for informing us all about the latest ASDA/Walmart microwave meals even though the biggest majority of them are horrible cardboardy tasting overpriced crap.” No mincing of words there, even less mince than is in an ASDA Shepherd’s pie, I’d imagine. One member said “I wouldn’t say that I really like Arista, but he does contribute a lot to the forum, especially the News/Serious debate section. It wouldn’t be the same around here without him.” As one member put it: “my relationship with arista is quite a varied one... some days I love him, some days I wanna smash his motherboard up. We like to tease each other, he sends me books about Tony Blair and I offer him sexual favours. He may talk in riddles sometimes but his catchphrases and random remarks make me laugh out loud. I can’t imagine TiBB without him, he’s that established a member, and rightly so.” Feel The Force, TiBB, I know I do.

Still remaining: anniek76, Apple202, Ben, Black Dagger, Brother Leon, Dezzy, Drew, Glenn, GypsyGoth, Jack_, Jenn-CityIVLyfe, Jesus, JH95, joeysteele, Jordan, Josy, Karl, Kizzy, Lee, Legend killer, LemonJam, Livia, Locke, Marc, MTVN, Nathan, Niall, Niamh, Novo, Raph, Scott, Shaun, sooty, Zee.

[GypsyGoth]

Originally Posted by Shaun

our second song for the evening

From a very good movie

[Raph]

Well done Vicky

[Shaun]

wait arista's in this? when did this happen

[Shaun]

greg was that the first sugababes song? i haven't been paying attention

[Jake.]

Well done Arista!

[Benjamin]

2nd one

[Black Dagger]

Vicky and Arista yay

[Kizzy]

smiths vicky
guess who?......
“listens to both sides, is prepared to have a good old convo rather than dismissing members offhand.”

[joeysteele]

Well done arista, well deserved inclusion to this list and hope you go higher in the next one.

[Raph]

Feel the force.

[GypsyGoth]

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[Me. I Am Salman]

Kween Risty

[Marc]

actually putting in Sugababes versuses

[Benjamin]

Not to jinx this, but my ten are still all in.

[Shaun]

claudia

[Marc]

We're nearing on 33

[Kizzy]

Arista my love

[Z]

#34th – Niall
Previous performance: 25th
1st Round: 12 points || 2nd Round: 38 points || Total: 50 points.
Niall’s glasses and ever growing quiff are two of my favourite things about TiBB. In fact, I think if we posted a poll, together they would prove more popular than Sports, Announcements and Big Brother Designs (fan made) together which is a pretty impressive feat if you ask me. Well, nobody asked me, but I’m telling you anyway. One member called him “a really great guy”, another said they “don’t talk to him pretty much ever, but he seems like a top lad so I’ll give him a point,” while a third said “he saved my life once in the wilds of Djibouti.” I don’t think that Djibouti thing really happened though – surely Ethiopia, or Eritrea, or Somalia, or Kenya, or Chad, or Egypt, or Sudan, or South Sudan would have been more realistic? It just sounds preposterous to me. Hell, if we’re being ridiculous, we might as well say it happened in Greenland! (There Ben, there’s your goddamn Danish island of nothingness. GOD DAMN IT.) A member who isn’t Scott said “if I’m butter, if I’m butter, if I’m butter, then he’s a hot knife,” which I think is a member who isn’t Scott’s way of telling us he’d like a slice of toast and it would perhaps be great if Niall could get it for him, so if you wouldn’t mind, Niall? One member said “if he was being chased by zombies, I’d shout words of encouragement.” They didn’t say who for, though. Hope you can run fast Niall. One member gave him points because “he used to stan Rihanna. He can try and pretend it didn’t happen, but I have the evidence,” while a second member said “I tend to overlook Niall when I vote in these things and although he annoys the **** out of me on Tumblr – typing lIEK THSIS ALKSJ THENTIEM E is really not an aspirational skill, Niall – he’s also a smart, funny guy. He knows a lot about the interests I have, and I enjoy discussing music and video games with him. never cHANENGE NislakLL lxm cmx xo.” One member said “I’ve chatted to him a few times and he’s always been cool”, while another gave him points because he “is a really underrated forum member in my opinion. He is extremely intelligent, funny and very likeable. I often agree with a lot of what he says and his posts in any debate make worthwhile reading.” One member had this to say about dear Niall: “I remember back when Niall used to post a lot more, and his random pictures would literally have me in fits of laughter. Niall is incredibly funny, to the point where I have to calm down before I lose the use of my lungs, and is also a very nice all-round chap. Getting a snapchat through makes me laugh as well, because our conversations end up becoming borderline-insane. I really hope that Niall does well in this, because he really does deserve it. Flawless human.” He could wear any suit he likes and still be perfect. Hats off to you Niall, let that hair out.

Still remaining: anniek76, Apple202, Ben, Black Dagger, Brother Leon, Dezzy, Drew, Glenn, GypsyGoth, Jack_, Jenn-CityIVLyfe, Jesus, JH95, joeysteele, Jordan, Josy, Karl, Kizzy, Lee, Legend killer, LemonJam, Livia, Locke, Marc, MTVN, Nathan, Niamh, Novo, Raph, Scott, Shaun, sooty, Zee.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by Ben

Not to jinx this, but my ten are still all in.

Same here!

[Jack_]

arista

A point to anyone in the next Most Loved who can guess which quote was mine in that

[Shaun]

my third

[Z]

That was indeed the first Sugababes chorus, Shaun. You also missed tourniquet and jizzfiend.

[Jake.]

Okay not anymore Niall

[GypsyGoth]

Niall