[Mr.X]

I say dogface.

[mrmo]

noirin all day

[Jarvio]

Sophie definitely.

Noirin, in my opinion, is butt ugly

[Hedgie]

The Darkhorse

[HalfwitFTW]

Hira.

She is beautiful inside and out. Unlike Noirin.

And all natural. Unlike Dogface.

[AlwaysRight]

Rodrigo is the most womanly one in there

[Saphire1]

Rodgigos is beautiful but a little dull.

[headaball]

Looks = Noirin

Looks + personality = Sophie

[Shasown]

Lisa

[Vicky.]

Female : Noirin
Male : freddie with hair

[fitz2k2]

i heard there is bee in that house lol

[starbell]

SOPHIE>>>

[Bombardier]

Hira gives me a boner. She would be all confused about "western sexuality" and I would explain to her that there's no need to get an arranged marriage because you can try out a few partners first and she would say "is that right? how do you try out a partner?" and so I would take her hand and place it on my semi-erect penis and she would get the idea and start masturbating me. Then I would start kissing her and reciting verses from the Koran and then I would go down on her.

[ElProximo]

Uhhhh... I am just going to 'erase' the bombadiers post from my brain and yet agree..

Hira is the prettiest girl in the house and has the kinkiest little bod.
Hira by quite a margin.
Looks and personality, sex appeal etc etc. All categories.

I can't look at horseface without seeing a vulgar bitch and I couldn't bring myself to be attracted to.
Sophie because she looks like that kid from 'The Sixth Sense' and that is plain creepy and a turn off.
Lisa wears her dyke costume and its a turn-off.

Hira by a mile

[Bombardier]

Hira drives me crazy. There is only one girl for me!

Marcus to win though. "Marcus ran his hands along Hira's body and she sighed with delight. Then, moving his mullet aside, he leaned down to kiss his muslim princess, saying 'you're so much better than Noirin.' Hira was enraptured with her Brentford Beau and urged him to pleasure her, claiming that Pakistani lovers did not know the joys of the Wolverine. 'Alright love,' Marcus said, bringing his heavily tattooed arms around the young Pakistani fashion designer. They locked in an embrace that lasted for what seemed like hours, and Marcus made her come several times."

[Bellissima_Robotica]

Noirin is really pretty, but her personality is really ugly.
Sophie is average and artifical looking, and her personality is non-existent.
Hira is attractive and has a sweet personality and a kind heart. She may not be the most intelligent housemate, but Noirin is an idiot and Sophie has no substance.

Hira for me, then.

[BB22]

Noirin.

[Bombardier]

After Hira and Marcus had been under the duvet for one hour and forty-five minutes, Hira began to get nervous that the other housemates would notice their coupling. "**** 'em," Marcus said, sneering at the cameras in his usual way. "We do what we like."

[moonballoon]

I have to admit I am laughing my head off reading bombadier's posts here. funny guy.

But you are too rude sir!

[Bombardier]

3:15 AM. Hira and Dogface are in the kitchen.

"...He's just so masculine, but he has a tender side."

"Like my Kris."

"No, nothing like that plonker Kris. Marcus and I have connected on a level that you and Kris could only dream of. Marcus is a perfect lover. Considerate and passionate at the same time. Our bodies connect on the astral plane, our intimacy is recorded as a chorus of the gods, we are the unity of all that is good, all that is perfect."

"My hair is falling out."

"Yes, Dogface. Marcus and I have consecrated a union that is beyond simply the 'most attractive male and female BB contestants,' as you and your weasel boyfriend Kris failed to do. Our offspring will be the perfect progeny of England and Pakistan. Together we will unite our two peoples, explaining to them the power of sexuality: oral sex, particularly!."

[CallumJoshuaSturt]

Dog face easy, follwed by Bea

[Bombardier]

phwoar Bea gives me the horn as well. Don't get me started.

[yousoboo!]

hira

[Bombardier]

Hira pulled away, startling Bea. "I thought you wanted this," Bea said, confused that Hira had withdrawn so urgently from their embrace.

"It's not you," Hira said, unable to look at Bea.

"Oh god," Bea said. "It's Marcus isn't it?"

Hira tenderly re-fastned the buttons of Bea's blouse. "Yes. He is a remarkable lover and, even though I am married, muslim, and also fancy hippie girls from Bristol, Marcus is the only human being with whom I feel my soul can be laid bare, and with whom the entirety of my naked being can be shared."

"I understand. I wish I felt that way about Freddie," Bea said.

"We can always see each other," Hira said. "As long as Marcus doesn't find out........."

[CaraRawr]

Bombardier wins.