[GiRTh]

On John-James - 'When he's in a foot ball kit I really fancy him.

On depression - 'When I'm feeling low I always think of that woman who got her face ripped off by a Chimpanzee'

LOL

She's cracking me up. Post your fave Josie quote.

[emilslattery]

I loved the chimpanzee on......priceless

[bansheewails]

To JJ 'You are like pastry, you roll and roll until you are to thin to use as a pie crust'

[AtomicKitty]

"I'm the most layback person.. I'm so layback I might be horizontal"

[bbfan1991]

"I've been living in a false sense of brain!"

[Stacey.]

Can't think of any right now but there's been quite a few which have made me laugh over the last couple of days.

[bbfan1991]

“Oh great, I can just feel my fanny flaps flashing out of my knickers to the whole world"

Josie just before going to bed

[bbfan1991]

"My claim to fame is that Ian McCaskill once gave me an award for designing a recycling bin"

Josie competes with Ben and Mario's celebrity friends

[bbfan1991]

"I wonder if the outside world know that we're smoking dog-ends?"

Josie wonders if the tobacco shortage has been shown on TV

[bbfan1991]

"I'm cool as a cucumber and you've just made me look like a complete turnip"

Josie to John James after he "humiliates" her while playfighting

[JTM45]

Originally Posted by bbfan1991

“Oh great, I can just feel my fanny flaps flashing out of my knickers to the whole world"

Josie just before going to bed

That's the one that caught my attention too

[serensilver]

When she was nominatign she said " dave because he always asks nathan when his dinneerrrrrrrrrr will be done, if he wants dineerrrrr he should cook his own dinnerrrrr!

loved the way she said dinneeeeeerrrrrr

[MusicMan]

I love Josie!!
She's brilliant!
Love the chimpanzee one
Some great quotes in this thread
Can't think of any of the top of my head myself though

[daniel-lewis-1985]

"OO do yew think yew arrrrr"

I know she allways says it but it cracks me up everytime

[MusicMan]

I love the way she says "cheeky bugger" haha
And when she said something along the lines of "I'm such a randy mare"

"Hey Big Bro, I'm up the duffer"

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by MusicMan

I love the way she says "cheeky bugger" haha
And when she said something along the lines of "I'm such a randy mare"

"Hey Big Bro, I'm up the duffer"

I love it too just hearing it, but I couldn't put up with that accent for too long.

[GiRTh]

Originally Posted by Stacey.x

I love it too just hearing it, but I couldn't put up with that accent for too long.

Dont ever move to Bristol. They all taaaalk funny in them paaarts.

[bbfan1991]

'' I failed my driving lessons 72 times''

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by bbfan1991

'' I failed my driving test 72 times''

Im sure she actually said she had taken 72 driving lessons not tests

[JustKaz]

oops I just far ed

[Firewire]

Nominating Sunshine 'For the sheer fact that she's tighter than a duck's ass, she gets my vote.'

[bbfan1991]

Originally Posted by Jonathan.

Nominating Sunshine 'For the sheer fact that she's tighter than a duck's ass, she gets my vote.'

I loved that.

[Jordan.]

Loving the Josie quotes, everything she comes out with is hilarious

[GiRTh]

On wanting to ring John James neck - 'Thats baaad innit'

OMG she's lush. I love this girl.

[cookiemonster]

i know this has already been put in here but it was a bit longer than that.

"you're like a bit of pastry John. you just roll it and roll it and roll it until it's too thin to put on your ****ing pie"