[Red Moon]

POLLYOMETER
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
Polly Hudson

6th January 2005

BARRYMORE

Yuck. Says he's doing BB because, "the format is right for what I do." Um ... what is that exactly? Will be interesting to see how his housemates cope with him.

JODIE

EXCELLENT casting. Hoping to win the public over like arch nemesis Jordan in I'm A Celebrity, but likely to be the new McCririck with tighter pants.

FARIA

NOT sure about this one. The danger of someone who's only famous for sleeping with a celebrity is that once they've dished the dirt, they are tedious.

GALLOWAY

SAYS he's in "to show a large and different audience what I'm really like". This member of the large and different audience wishes he'd stayed home instead.

RODMAN

WELL things certainly won't be dull with this livewire around. He says the hardest thing will be going three weeks without having sex. Dennis, meet Jodie...

TRACI

SHE and Jodie are bound to get on like a house on fire, aren't they? Says being asked to be on the show is "truly an honour". I guess she's never seen it before...

PRESTON

WHO? He's the youngest housemate and looking forward to BB because he'll get away from "traffic, queuing, tax returns, gas bills..." What a kerazy kid!

BURNS

JACKIE Stallone is his idol. He didn't need to say - it's all over his face! You gotta love a contestant who says: "I don't have team spirit, I play for myself."

RULA

SURELY favourite to Do A Germaine Greer, realise it's a big mistake and walk out, probably after talking to Jodie Marsh for any length of time.

MAGGOT

MOST rock'n'roll thing he's ever done is "puke on a cat" - I hope the cat was OK. Love that he wants to get into politics to "create more seating areas".

CHANTELLE

IS this a good idea? As a BB purist I'm not sure if I approve of a civilian rubbing shoulders with "stars" - that's my job isn't it ?

Source: The Mirror

[Chrizzle]

Wow.
This is weird but I disagree with almost everything shes said.
I normally agree with the press.
Chantelle? A bad idea? Woah! Stay off the drink women!

[ThaGazBoi]

How did you make your pic Chrizzle??

I read that, I got the mirror this morning

[Red Moon]

I'll post all the other Pollyometer I find over the next few weeks to this thread and then you can still see if you disagree Chrizzle.

[Chrizzle]

Ok thanx
I like Polly Hudson, but disagree with almost everything.

[sol]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Wow.
This is weird but I disagree with almost everything shes said.
I normally agree with the press.
Chantelle? A bad idea? Woah! Stay off the drink women!

yer, exactly what i was thinking, who the hell does she think she is??

Lets see you in the BB house, then we'll criticise you after a total of about 12 hours inside the house

[ThaGazBoi]

Originally posted by sol

yer, exactly what i was thinking, who the hell does she think she is??

Lets see you in the BB house, then we'll criticise you after a total of about 12 hours inside the house

Shes only doing her job...

[Pipergun]

It's odd, I've seen her often on GMTV, on which she seems perfectly alright, yet her reports are often extremely scathing of those involved! .. She confuses me! Make up your mind, woman!!

[BigSister]

She annoys me even when I see her on TV

[Pipergun]

There's not really a nice way that I can put this, and no offence to anybody, but people who get their exposure by writing about "celebs" and their activities, I often find to be very much "up themselves"

[Z]

Yes, they spend that much time exposing + insulting celebrities that they never stop and think about their own faults and how ridiculous they sound. Sure I wouldn't want to hear of "Oh they're OK. All of them. I hope they all win, I don't dislike any of them.", but I wouldn't want to hear things like what Polly Hudson is writing.

[Red Moon]

POLLYOMETER
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
Polly Hudson

7th January 2005

Movers and shakers in the house by the show's number one fan POLLY HUDSON

BURNS

SAID his clothes don't mean he's a transvestite. Righto. And he's been in heels since he was three and has a tattoo of his mum's gravestone on his bum. I must have led a very sheltered life.

RULA

IT'S a bit early to be saying this, but I think she might just be the best person ever. Assured housemates: "I'm eccentric but not dangerously mad...yet."

RODMAN

WHEN told by flirty Chantelle: "Big Brother is watching you," replied: "I don't give a s**t. How long do we have to be in this *******ing house?" That's the spirit!

JODIE

"IT'S not just the press who say I'm a slag, it's my friends. One said everyone had lost respect for me because of the way I dress. So one evening I literally just went out in underwear."

CHANTELLE

DENNIS suggested she pee in the shower because the loo was occupied. "That is disgusting!" she replied. Are they just re-enacting Big Brother 3? When does Jade arrive?

MAGGOT

IS, like, way deep. Said: "I don't really know how I should react to Barrymore... but I have to live with the guy. I certainly hope if I'm nice to him it won't reflect badly on me." It will. Don't be.

PRESTON

IS it just me or is his head too big for his body? Quite funny in the diary room with Jody, asking who the hell all the "celebs" are but needs to up his game generally.

TRACI

WHEN Barrymore "hilariously" said he was a gynaecologist (insert female genitalia joke) she said: "You remind me of my gyno, he's short and Asian." Whether she was being funny or thick, I approve.

FARIA

USUALLY when reality TV kiss and tellers have kissed and told they get boring. She's broken the mould - she's boring already! To say she has the charisma of a sideboard is an insult to furniture.

GALLOWAY

HATE him. Like, seriously. Not only does he have the pale, watery eyes of a fish, he's trying to turn Big Brother into a party political broadcast. OUT! OUT! OUT!

BARRYMORE

LITERALLY a nervous breakdown in a jumper. I hope his agent/whoever advised him this was a good idea is sleeping better at night than he is. Vile show off.

Source: The Mirror

[ThaGazBoi]

Thanks Redmoon

[Red Moon]

More to come........

Thanks CrazyGazza

[Red Moon]

POLLYOMETER
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
Polly Hudson

9th January 2005

Movers and shakers in the house by the show's number one fan POLLY HUDSON

BURNS

I literally love every word that comes out of his mouth. He's brilliantly dry, quick, catty, and funny. When stupid Michael claimed Drew Barrymore was his daughter, Pete shot back: "****** off. She's my mother."

PRESTON

Yes, his head is too big for his body but who cares when there's such a pretty face in front of it? And there's even a brain inside, too - he's totally sussed Chantelle.

CHANTELLE

Finding out that her mates call her Paris Travelodge (because she's the budget version of Paris Hilton) is my favourite thing ever in the world. She's hilarious and a great fibber.

TRACI

Loses points for liking Barrymore. "He can tie my hands behind my back, he could choke me, he could kill me - he' got my vote." Be careful what you wish for, Trace.

RODMAN

During a touchy-feelie super flirtatious play fight with Chantelle yesterday he accidentally stood on her hair extensions. Careful, Dennis, they cost at least £3.99! Other than that, needs to perk up a bit.

RULA

After a promising start, she's fading into the background - and aligning herself with bores like Galloway. Mind you, loved her reaction to Pete calling her "a dried up old husk".

JODIE

Boo, hoo, hoo, woe is me, it's so hard being a millionaire's daughter who gets paid to take her clothes off and go to parties. Anyway, enough about me - let's talk about me for a bit. GET A GRIP.

MAGGOT

I was so open to liking him but he's totally blowing it. Not being funny at all and bordering on homophobic with his "Barrymore's been looking at me" comment. He wishes.

GALLOWAY

Apparently the House of Commons opens again today after the Christmas break. I hope Gruesome George didn't phone in sick 'cos I reckon he just might be rumbled if so...

FARIA

Makes you realise just how tedious Sven must be that he found her attractive. Boring, awful clothes and not even had the decency to get hair extensions like all the other girls. Must go first.

BARRYMORE

Like an over-excited, desperate labrador doing tricks for the cameras. Yuck. Driving everyone mad with his snoring - why don't they hold a pillow over his face until he stops? Just a suggestion.

Source: The Mirror

[Red Moon]

POLLYOMETER
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
Polly Hudson

10th January 2005

Movers and shakers in the house by the show's number one fan POLLY HUDSON

BURNS

RECKONS he's "aged 93 years" so far in the house. Maybe he should consider plastic surgery? On Jodie: "You can take the ***** to culture but you can't make her think."

Beyond amazing.

CHANTELLE

SAID she's fine being the only civilian. "We all breathe the same air, I just think of them as normal people."

Funny thing is she's now more famous than most of them. Yay.

PRESTON

WAS really sweet to defend Jodie - it shows he's a real gentleman, if slightly misguided. Oh, ok, not slightly - hugely. His girlfriend must be thrilled at Jodie's flirting but I reckon she can trust him. ...famous last words?

RULA

I AM so down with her Buddhist vibes. On Jodie: "If you put out negative all the time, then you will get negative back... she perpetuates it." Not down with her liking Galloway, though. Up instead.

TRACI

I FIND her relentless cheer fulness and enthusiasm over inconsequential things quite amusing. Most because I hope she'll suddenly snap, tell Jodie she's a slag and attack Barrymore with a breadknife. One can but hope.

RODMAN

VERY disappointing. Told Chantelle: "Before you leave, we'll have sex." What makes you think she's leaving first, Dennis?

She's been nine million times more entertaining than you so far.

JODIE

OFFICIALLY after Preston. "I want to have a cheeky feel of him before I go to sleep," she announced classily. Then told Chantelle: "The three of us should just snog." No, Jodie, you just shouldn't.

MAGGOT

HIS reason for doing CBB was that he was totally free in January and if he wasn't in it he would only be watching it. On reflection, I think I'd rather see him do that than what he is doing, which is nothing.

FARIA

PATHETIC how desperate she is to be famous. Said: "You watch what happens to you when you leave this house. You get so much coverage."

I wouldn't count on it, love.

GALLOWAY

DISAPPOINTED by the housemates' lack of interest in his career. What about the rest of the country? Reckons he's most famous because "virtually every Muslim in the world knows who I am". Yes, and I bet they're all glued to CBB.

BARRYMORE

WHEN Dennis announced he was desperate for sex, Barrymore suggested he "use an orange... cut it in half". This upsets me in so many ways, on so many levels and conjures up the most disturbing mental image I've ever had.

Source: The Mirror

[Red Moon]

POLLYOMETER
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
Polly Hudson

11th January 2005

Movers and shakers in the house by the show's number one fan POLLY HUDSON

BURNS

If he's evicted it will be the worst thing that has ever happened anywhere in the world in the history of time. I'm glad I'm not taking CBB too seriously, aren't you? On nominations: "It's like sending someone to the guillotine." If only.

PRESTON

Might just be the nicest person alive. Says George is "trying to run a bit of a socialist dictatorship... but I'll live with it". Very switched on and the sort of guy who'd apologise if you stepped on his foot by accident - possibly a winning combination.

RULA

Ooh, she's crafty! She's been the least sexually provocative, yet it's her who ends up rubbing her hands all over a topless Preston on the dining room floor. It's always the quiet ones, eh? Nice work, lady.

CHANTELLE

Step away from The Marsh, Chantelle, it's not doing you any favours with the housemates or the public. Asked Dennis: "Are you a multimillionaire?" When he said he was, shot back: "Will you marry me."

MAGGOT

Maggot, schmaggot. I like it when Barrymore and Galloway are in a room together and the Geordie voice-over man starts his bit by saying "George, Michael..." - it makes me think, ooh, when did George Michael come into the house?

TRACI

Needs to push herself more centre-stage - although that's a bit tricky with Jodie and Barrymore hogging the limelight. Wish BB would set a task when no one is allowed to talk about themselves - they'd all last about two seconds.

FARIA

Says that unlike some housemates, she's not an attention-seeker. Obviously only wallflowers sell their stories to newspapers and take part in the biggest, most talked about reality show, then. I can't even be bothered to hate her.

RODMAN

Told Traci that Londoners are "ass-holes, like in New York". When she warned him that comment could cost him votes, he boasted "people like me no matter what the ******* I do." I beg to differ, Dennis, and heartily wish he'd been nominated.

JODIE

OK, people, let's focus. We're in the sixth year of BB, we know how it works - yes, we hate Jodie but her ridiculous antics provide amazing TV. So we keep her in, OK? Promise? Good. You may now get on with your lives.

GALLOWAY

He's upset at the lack of interest in his job - if he wants political debate, there's another house he should be in. Like, the one he gets paid to go to after people entrusted him with their votes. OUT! OUT! OUT!

BARRYMORE

Won't mention the nostril hair plucking, I'm trying to erase it from my memory. But he's finally done something not totally hateful - he told Jodie Marsh to shut up in no uncertain terms. Now he should repeat it into a mirror.

Source: The Mirror

[Red Moon]

POLLYOMETER
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
Polly Hudson

12th January 2005

BE still my beating heart. He's amazing! Beyond brave to keep eating the liqueurs, despite being sick, for the good of the group. And has finally asked Pete what we all wondered: "Do you wear knickers?"

BURNS

HMMM...Don't approve of Shoegate. Mind you, watching that group of idiots (not you, Preston) trying to live on £1 a day would be quality viewing. A bit too vicious to Jodie - if that's possible.

RULA

NICE of her to put feelings - and the fact she voted for Jodie - aside and hug her when she was upset about being nominated. Especially as she risked being covered in orange fake tan.

CHANTELLE

DOESN'T want to be told who to be friends with. Wish she could see Jodie for what she really is. Barrymore told her to change her attitude... just what she needs. Career advice from him!

RODMAN

I DON'T like his hair. It frightens me. His attitude to women is a bit dodgy too. But golden boy Preston says: "I think he's developed the most. I really like him." So he must have hidden depths or something.

MAGGOT

DAY 693 and finally, finally Maggot has said something vaguely funny. Ready? OK, here it is: "One day, Dennis, I hope to be as big as you, when I grow up." Alright, Peter Kaye doesn't need to worry, but it's a start.

TRACI

MAYBE she's always doing amazing, hilarious things, but there's so much footage of Jodie v Pete and Barrymore that Big Brother bosses have no choice but to edit it out of the main show. Maybe not though.

JODIE

OK, now she really needs help - she's admitted that when she first met Avid Merrion she "fancied him really badly". Now whinging: "The one thing I didn't want was to be the first one out." Unlucky, Jodie.

FARIA

ATE spinach for the task, which made her sob. Whined: "I don't want the camera to see me crying." My advice - don't cry. Or if you must, go to the loo where there are no cameras. It ain't rocket science.

GALLOWAY

HE said: "I want Michael to win, to come back to Britain and triumph and I want to have helped him do it." Yes, that would be something to be really proud of.

BARRYMORE

TWO little girls made him cry - what a wimp. And after screaming at Jodie for crying to the cameras, he did exactly that. I've had enough of his attention-grabbing and five-years-ago impressions. Barryless, please.

Source: The Mirror

[Red Moon]

POLLYOMETER
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
Polly Hudson

13th January 2005

PRESTON

I'M conflicted. Suddenly My Preston hates Pete. "He can't be bothered to compromise. We've made exceptions for him - why the ****** is he allowed to fail the task? He can't hold a *******ing plant in his hand."

BURNS

OOH he's awful - but I love him. His Jodie impression: "Everybody hates me and it's the anniversary of Mother Teresa's death." Says he feels like "a clapped out saloon girl". We can all relate to that.

RODMAN

HAS suddenly come to life. Waded in on the Jodie debate and grilled Faria about Sven - which turned out to be dull, but at least it's out of the way now. Bonus points for sleepwalking and talking... about a chainsaw massacre.

RULA

LIKE the way she calms people and gives massages, although whenever she touches Galloway it makes me feel physically sick. Them getting together would be the only thing to make me turn BB off.

MAGGOT

FUNNY how he's now been dragged into Marshgate. One minute said, "I don't like negative energy", next says it's Jodie's own fault and her attitude is "anything you can do, I can do better". Ooh! Saucer of milk.

CHANTELLE

OK, Japanese is hard and it's good to have a go but saying 'Oui"??? Non, Chantelle. Then she said she was tired because, "I've been up learning German all night". Close, Chantelle, close.

TRACI

IN a tender scene, she told Dennis she feels like she knows him so much more after a week in the house and hopes he won't run away from her next time they meet. See, BB ain't all about bitching and arguing. Unfortunately.

FARIA

SO she's finally talked about Sven... yawn. Told Dennis, "I had a relationship with an England coach. He told me, 'I don't have a partner, I don't love her'." Um... how could he not love her if she didn't exist?

JODIE

LIKE Natalie Imbruglia, I'm torn. Half of me wants her to stay, so she's got the chance to turn it around and go on an incredible journey, even though she probably won't. The other half just wants rid. Luckily, you decide.

GALLOWAY

WHEN he pretended to be a cat licking cream from Rula's hands, something died inside me. To Michael about how awful the press have been: "The monkeys laugh in the trees, the lion strolls on..." And the politician talks sh*t, eh?

BARRYMORE

ATTENTION-seeking cry-baby bully now says he feels sorry for Jodie, not that he's a hypocrite. What is he on, by the way? Slurs, mumbles, tells rambling anecdotes about hampers and now calling Preston "Prescott". Deluded loser.

Source: The Mirror