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CBB9 Celebrity Big Brother 9 on Channel 5, was shown January 2012 and won by Denise Welch. Discuss the series here.
Housemates (tags): Andrew Stone, Denise Welch, Frankie Cocozza, Gareth Thomas, Georgia Salpa, Karissa Shannon, Kirk Norcross, Kristina Shannon, Michael Madsen, Natalie Cassidy, Natasha Giggs, Nicola McLean, MC Romeo, HM Fan clubs (appreciation posts),

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Old 17-01-2012, 09:37 AM #1
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What a bloated egotistical moron Kirk is eh.

He has a face like a swollen toad's yet still thinks he's Mr perfect for the girls.

The way he treats them takes us decent men back to the prehistoric times where men clubbed there women over the head before dragging them off.

Kirk is a complete tool, we should point and laugh at him everytime we see him. He needs ridiculed by everyone for being such a knob..


Well said Georgia when she told him to **** off before giving one of the best ever reasons for nominating someone.

Kirk, "he's a bellend"
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You have a gun with only one bullet. On the wall to your left, is Aaron, on the wall to your right, is Kirk.

Who do you shoot?
 
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You have a gun with only one bullet. On the wall to your left, is Aaron, on the wall to your right, is Kirk.

Who do you shoot?
Myself if I'm ever stupid enough to end up in a room with those pair of arseholes.
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You have a gun with only one bullet. On the wall to your left, is Aaron, on the wall to your right, is Kirk.

Who do you shoot?
If I'm close enough with a high enough calibre, and I can get them to stand one behind the other, I'm guessing I could do you a two for one.
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If I'm close enough with a high enough calibre, and I can get them to stand one behind the other, I'm guessing I could do you a two for one.
You can't. That's why I specifically set one to the left, and one to the right.
 
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You can't. That's why I specifically set one to the left, and one to the right.
Kirk then. Can I still pistol-whip Aaron? Oh, go on...
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Parminion ,i agree with you !!!!!!!! what a tosspot Kirk is, hes not even good looking, no personality and always playing pocket billiards
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Parminion ,i agree with you !!!!!!!! what a tosspot Kirk is, hes not even good looking, no personality and always playing pocket billiards
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Agreed he is a dickhead
I'll second that assessment !
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I actually agree, he's a complete knob, and he was actually my favourite on launch night. We live and learn eh?
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He is a tool.
Most tools are useful, hes just a waste of space !!
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What a bloated egotistical moron Kirk is eh.

He has a face like a swollen toad's yet still thinks he's Mr perfect for the girls.

The way he treats them takes us decent men back to the prehistoric times where men clubbed there women over the head before dragging them off.

Kirk is a complete tool, we should point and laugh at him everytime we see him. He needs ridiculed by everyone for being such a knob..


Well said Georgia when she told him to **** off before giving one of the best ever reasons for nominating someone.

Kirk, "he's a bellend"

i totally agree with you - but i have a feeling he will attract even more silly ladys dum enough to fall for him and will have a even bigger following lol
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He is a complete muppet - can't syand him at all.
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Cant stick Kirk, he's a sleazeball.
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What a bloated egotistical moron Kirk is eh.

He has a face like a swollen toad's yet still thinks he's Mr perfect for the girls.

The way he treats them takes us decent men back to the prehistoric times where men clubbed there women over the head before dragging them off.

Kirk is a complete tool, we should point and laugh at him everytime we see him. He needs ridiculed by everyone for being such a knob..


Well said Georgia when she told him to **** off before giving one of the best ever reasons for nominating someone.

Kirk, "he's a bellend"
him and denise are both profoundly sexist in their own disturbing ways.
But its more socially acceptable to call kirk out that denise. well I flout political correctness and say the truth. theyre both a nightmare. totally insecure and totally sexist imho
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I'd say he was the tip, shaft and balls.
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he's a big nob indeed
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What a great guy


Would be epic if he wins just to see the reaction from his haters.
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