[waterhog]

a bbc news story this morning

the standards have dropped,
yes i myself are in the frame,
because i am injured when it comes to this,
i am very lame.
on BBC breakfast they highlighted,
Dr Anthony vail is top in his profession,
he was suggesting the importance,
and why this trend at correcting should have no recession.
is this a dig at me,
or is my paranoia leaving me bitter,
let me see if there are any smiley faces,
sorry this is a nasty dig at twit-R.
we are all being captured,
in our mouths are a hook,
because if you are not a twit,
then you must have been a victim of disgrace book.
punctuation is down,
spelling, grammar, numeracy, its harder hitting then a hammer.,
my name is Joe and i apologise,
because i am so uneducated and i also need to brush up on my punctuation and grammar.




(this was a brill news story on bbc breakfast this morning - i do feel standards have dropped - just woundered what everyone else thought? )

[thesheriff443]

the pain inside your brain will drive you insane
but the ants inside your pants will make you dance

[arista]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

the pain inside your brain will drive you insane
but the ants inside your pants will make you dance

10 Outta 10.

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

the pain inside your brain will drive you insane
but the ants inside your pants will make you dance

by the sherriff i have been beat,
and it is not very sweet.
did he sneak up from behind,
no out of him a poem did unwind.
it was short but very direct,
the sherfif is always correct.
i need my medication so where is my nurse,
lets hope i dont leave tonight with the sherfif driving my hurse.


night night mate - we will have to do a duet lol

[King Gizzard]

Some sick lyrics on display in here today

[waterhog]

i am drunk

[King Gizzard]

Been out on the lash joe?

[waterhog]

its the demon in me -

[King Gizzard]

That sounds like the heading to a new poem to me

[Kizzy]

What quals do uou have joe? you do very well from what i see. Schools need a good shake up...Its a task that they are scared to confront i think haha

[waterhog]

kizzy if i start i wont end - so i best not lol anyway - hows you today miss ?