[lily.]

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy


Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 quid
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself


Now type out the sentence you made and post it.

[lily.]

I ran over a homeless guy because I'm NOT a homosexual.

[xSammyx]

i smoked my dog because i was high

[lizzie_bb5]

I sang to a phone because I'm cool like that!
Very lol!

[Arneldo]

I kicked a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[SiMoN!]

I choked a baseball bat because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[Ruth*Star]

I murdered a spoon because someone offered me 1,000,000 quid

[Legend]

I kicked a goat because that's how i roll.

[MarkWaldorf]

I did the Macarena with a picke because the voices told me to

[davidplat]

I smoked gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[BigSister]

I danced with a noodle because I'm NOT a homosexual

[Lauren]

I murdered a squirrel cos I'm cool like that

[RAS]

I had lunch with my sister because im sexy and i do what i want......how boring.

[xGemmax]

I ran over a goat because im cool

[rainey]

I did the Macarena with my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want

[MarkWaldorf]

Mines the best

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by ice_maiden02
I ran over a gangster because I'm cool like that..

His Bredwinz are coming after you

[Bells]

lmao yours has got to be the funniest!

[MarkWaldorf]

I know lol

[Bells]

Yeah as said before, trust you to get a weird one!

Only joking.

[MarkWaldorf]

Owwa Yes, I'm sure you dont run over gangsters

[Siouxsie]

I choked on a banana because i was drunk

[stacey]

i sang to my brother because i am NOT homosexual

[Deja*Vu]

I choked on a Mexican because the voices told me to.

[Lance]

I dry humped a fireman because the voices told me to.