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CBB13 Celebrity Big Brother 2014 (CBB13) shown January 2014 was won by Jim Davidson. Discuss here. |
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Day 4: The UFO task arrives in the garden
Intergalactic! Planetary! Before they'd even woken up, things were a bit weird in the House. Flashing lights and weird noises greeted housemates at 0754 hours today. From there, things only got weirder as Big Brother turned on the lights, announcing that aliens have landed in the garden of the Big Brother House. That's bona fide aliens – the type that come from another planet. Mega! Handily, the aliens may well fancy testing our housemates in an abduction type scenario which will provide us with a double-whammy. Firstly, we'll get to be entertained by some traumatic celeb experiments and secondly, if the HMs perform well, they might earn themselves some decent grub. That's what you call an intergalactic, win-win situation. Cosmic! Last edited by erinp5; 06-01-2014 at 04:55 PM. |
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Last edited by erinp5; 06-01-2014 at 01:32 PM. |
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5.18pm: The task is heating up - some of your questions are SALACIOUS. Liz looks shocked, but Luisa & Jasmine are in their element
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5.18pm: The task is heating up - some of your questions are SALACIOUS. Liz looks shocked, but Luisa & Jasmine are in their element
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5.54pm: The task is getting more than a little bit feral. There have been penguin impressions. REPEAT. PENGUIN IMPRESSIONS
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7.03pm: Lee, Luisa, Jasmine and Liz have been in the UFO for ages. They're playing some Water Bottle Bowling, which is now a thing #buklive
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Day 4: The Task Bruises Some Egos
If there's anything that's a sure sign of a wild task to come, it's a giant UFO landing in the garden. This afternoon's antics have been an absolute blast so far, and the task has been filled with hilarious and scandalous highlights. Liz's initial shock after walking into a spaceship filled with neon lights and bleeps and bloops has only intensified; the green extra-terrestrial quizmaster hasn't helped much. Luisa and Jasmine's egos have been put to the test at the mercy of the viewing public. Presented with comments pulled from Twitter, they were asked to decide who was being talked about - and they didn't always get the answers they were hoping for. The gang have also been getting a little stir crazy while they've been cooped up in the ship. There have been press-up competitions, handstands, a few games of water bottle bowling and, of course, animal noises. |
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7.24pm: Jim's suited and booted, ready to head into the UFO for the next part of the task. His pinstripes are SO WIDE
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7.42pm: Jasmine has decided that being an alien might not be for her. Well, it's not for everyone
7.46pm: Lee: "I used to pray to aliens when I was 8. I used to ask them to come and get me (if only ![]() |
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Day 4: Mr Davidson Goes to Dinner
This afternoon's task is heading into its final stage, and the aliens have made a request: they want to have dinner with the finest specimen of human celebrity. Any ideas? If you guessed "Jim Davidson," you're correct (well, in the eyes of the aliens, at least). Accordingly, Jim has dressed in his finest pinstriped suit. Check out the size of those pinstripes! Blinding. It's not all fun and games, however. The aliens will be grilling him with questions, and Jim's task will be to answer them as politely as possible while eating the grotesque delicacy that they serve him. How grotesque, you ask? How about an alien head? Yeah, thought so. Don't worry: it's not a real head (duh). It's made of unpleasant, but edible, ingredients: the green jellied brains are pig brain; the eyes are boiled pigs eyes; the tongue is filled with puss (dyed fermented stinky tofu); and the ear wax is made from Japanese Nato beans. Do you think Jim will be able to stomach this part of the task? |
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10.06pm: The UFO crew have been released! The Beastie Boys are on the stereo, booze is flowing.. this will probably end innocently
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10.19pm: Luisa is talking about the tweets that were read out to her and Jasmine. The housemates LOVE Twitter. Good job, guys
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10.33pm: Asked what they got up to in the UFO, Liz just replied "We didn't laugh." Liz, the question was what *did* you get up to
10.38pm: Lionel: "Did the aliens come out of their outfits?" Luisa: "They were real aliens |
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Day 5: The UFO task - the final showdown
*Alert, alert* It's an alien invasion! It's every man, woman and celebrity for themselves! After a day of testing the celebrities in the UFO, the aliens (Jim and Luisa) have entered the House in search of some vital data. With the help of telepathic devices – that's an earpiece to us earthlings - they must steal a number of celebrity possessions without being detected by the other housemates. But what the aliens don't know is that Big Brother has already warned the housemates about the invasion. They've been instructed to keep the aliens distracted while Dappy and a housemate of his choice sneak into the UFO and take down the mainframe. Their first task is to destroy the alien eggs hanging on the ceiling of the craft – a simple task, but believe us when we say alien goo does not smell good. Once they've completed this mission, they must take down the mainframe by answering security questions based on facts about the housemates. The duo should answer wisely however, as every time they give an incorrect answer, the abducted housemates – Jasmine, Lee and Liz – will receive an electric shock. If the code is cracked in time, the alien mainframe will be destroyed and the Housemates will win this week's luxury shopping budget. |
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