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Old 26-03-2014, 01:39 PM #1
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How do you know when there's an a Elephant in your fridge?

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Leeds United supporters bus?

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on a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside
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Q. Where do you go to weigh a whale?

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to weigh a pie you go "somewhere over the rainbow.."

that i do know
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5 alive
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I don't know but the flag is a big plus
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owch..
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

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Wiped his arse.
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