[alex_front2]

James along with gary has been joint biggest cbb character this series, in fact gary's gone awol in a few eps but James has featured in every [cos he loves stirring].

James never loveable on Strictly and his malevolent cbb personae will grant him mega panto villain roles in a provincial theatre and a seat as a nasty judge on a small fry dance talent show.

[bots]

Frenchy will get the most work as a result of BB I think.

[Denver]

James will never be seen on tv again

[abhorson]

Rot. Just one more movie would get Busey more $$$$$$$ than James could get for forty years of christmas/new year roles as the wicked step mother.

[Jamesy]

A fair few of them will make money when they leave. Just because James was a twat in Big Brother doesn't mean he will never be seen on TV again, in fact he's more likely to be on TV as producers from other shows/channels know he's a controversial character. I sense an I'm a Celeb appearance coming for him.

Ricci and Lauren will go sell some pointless stories. Dee will appear on another TV show or two, disappearing after a few months, Gary will go back to America, George will end up back at square one with his family, and the others, who knows, probably a mixture of what's mentioned.

[Pincho Paxton]

James will make the most money...



...once he gets into Soho.

[abhorson]

Originally Posted by Pincho Paxton

James will make the most money...



...once he gets into Soho.

Haha they like a little Latin there.

[delta]

Only way he'll make any brass from here on in is when he gets his back door smashed in.

Totally unemployable.

Hatred exudes from his every pore, same as Dee. Deplorable people.


well said Gabrielle.

[Livia]

I think James's career will go pretty much tits up after this.

[CaudleHalbard]

Originally Posted by Livia

I think James's career will go pretty much tits up after this.

I don't think he's got a career at the moment has he?

[susie q]

Originally Posted by Livia

I think James's career will go pretty much tits up after this.

I agree with this, dont think he did himself any favours.

[Angelika]

Originally Posted by susie q

I agree with this, dont think he did himself any favours.

He was a dancer, now he's a taf dancer! At least Ola's bringing in a loaf till Panto starts.

[jaxie]

Originally Posted by Livia

I think James's career will go pretty much tits up after this.

I do too. He even embarrassed himself on bots with his Gary bashing.

[CaudleHalbard]

Well he got sacked from SCD. That was the point at which his career went belly up.

Still he's probably got a nice fat cheque now. Won't need to work for a few years. His wife brings in the cash anyway.

[JTM45]

Shows like CBB are like showreels or audition tapes for unemployed celebs and if it's the last thing they've been seen on on TV prospective employers will view them so going on that James has probably guaranteed himself permanent unemployment for the foreseeable future! Couldn't happen to a more deserving pillock!!!!

[Angelika]

Originally Posted by JTM45

Shows like CBB are like showreels or audition tapes for unemployed celebs and if it's the last thing they've been seen on on TV prospective employers will view them so going on that James has probably guaranteed himself permanent unemployment for the foreseeable future! Couldn't happen to a more deserving pillock!!!!

I think I agree totally........ I agree totally!

[alex_front2]

Originally Posted by JTM45

Shows like CBB are like showreels or audition tapes for unemployed celebs and if it's the last thing they've been seen on on TV prospective employers will view them so going on that James has probably guaranteed himself permanent unemployment for the foreseeable future! Couldn't happen to a more deserving pillock!!!!

Nope being nasty is a lucrative peronae. Anne Robinson has made more dosh in last 10 years than Carol Smilie.

You guys are saying James won't make money as you dislike him, the reality is he will. Panto villainy beckons at the least.

[poppsywoppsy]

James will do the usual post BB shows, Celebrity Juice, Celebrity cooking and such like but his dancing days and family show days are over.

He will have the tag Mr Nasty wherever he goes and I think it will wear thin as he really wanted to be thought of as a nice guy because he said it often enough.

After all his bravado on CBB, I wouldn't be suprised if he went home and blubbed his eyes out by being beaten by his arch enemies, Gary and Audley whom he tried so desperately to destroy their characters and failed miserably. In fact if he hadn't done it, they may not have beaten him, if he had been nicer.

[Tarryn]

I haven awful feeling that Channel 5 have several shows lined up for Dee too.
Now I know why I only watch Channel 5 when BB is on........

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Tarryn

I haven awful feeling that Channel 5 have several shows lined up for Dee too.
Now I know why I only watch Channel 5 when BB is on........

I'm just working on a project for all of them:

COMING SOON TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU: THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ
Starring GARY BUSEY as THE GREAT AND WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ--- FRENCHY as DOROTHY GALE -- JAMES JORDAN as THE COWARDLY LION---GEORGE GILBEY as THE SCARECROW & DEE KELLEY as THE TIN MAN

plus STEPHANIE PRATT, EDELE LYNCH, RICCI GUARNACCIO & DAVID MkINTOSH as THE COWARDLY LION'S EVIL LYING FLUNKEYS .... SEE EXCERPTS BELOW-

EXT: WOOD. DAY.
Dorothy stands with the Cowardly Lion who is shadow boxing.

COWARDLY LION
(squares up)

"Put em up... Put em up. I ain't afraid 'er nobody ...
Nobody d'ya hear? I ain't afraid 'er 70 year old pacifists
with disabilities... I ain't ...I aint. I 'll moider da bum....
Why I ain't even afraid 'er Champion Boxers who are
more mature than me.... I'll discombubalate the pussy....
So what if he can't fight back because he'll lose his
licence... So what?....Put 'em up... Put em up."

And GEORGE GILBEY as THE SCARE CROW--

EXT:CORNFIELD. DAY.
Scarecrow is singing and dancing.

SCARECROW
When a man's parted from his mummy

and he cannot find his dummy
He's in a lot of pain.

And how can I be happy, when I can't take off this nappy

'cos I haven't got a brain."

And DEE KELLEY as THE TIN MAN

EXT: ORCHAR OFF THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD. DAY
Dorothy and Cowardly Lion come across the Tin Man who is standing motionless.

TINMAN
(barely audible)
Oil me.

DOROTHY
Did you just say oil me?

TINMAN
(more loudly)
What d'yer think oi said?


DOROTHY
Why are you seized up?

TINMAN
(with self-pity)

Oi haven't worked for donkey's years. Not moved

a finger...'cept to light mi fags. Oi chain smoke.

DOROTHY
(shocked)

But how can you afford to chain smoke if you don't work?

TIN MAN
(maniacally)

That's got sod all to do with you, yer little bitch. .... Oi've never met anybody as rude as you.... Even when Oi was in the police cells for nicking Ł13 grand. ... Yer just rude.

Dorothy and Cowardly Lion walk away in disgust.

TIN MAN
(Shouts, panicking)

Come back... Where are yer going? Oil mi.... Dorothy.... Oim sorry.... Oim sorry Dorothy.....
That's not mi.... Oim not loike that....

Dorothy Oi'm not..... Come back .... Oim So-r-r-y-.

DON'T MISS THIS BLOCKBUSTER

[LukeB]

James is the real winner

[Tarryn]

Originally Posted by LukeB

James is the real winner

I think you wrote the wrong W word............

[Liam-]

Originally Posted by LukeB

James is the real winner

Well, Gary won, so he's the winner.
But James is the robbed, uncrowned winner i agree.

[poppsywoppsy]

Originally Posted by LukeB

James is the real winner

How do you make that out to be.

I would suspect Gary with his worldwide following got paid a lot more than a recently sacked dancer.

Gary won, the title, James didn't win anything.

James was booed consistently when he was nominated.

James is not in any sense of the words a "real winner" uncrowned or not.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by poppsywoppsy

How do you make that out to be.

I would suspect Gary with his worldwide following got paid a lot more than a recently sacked dancer.

Gary won, the title, James didn't win anything.

James was booed consistently when he was nominated.

James is not in any sense of the words a "real winner" uncrowned or not.

In any type of race/competition, remove the winner - for whatever reason - and the 2nd wins by default, which would make Audley the winner. James ONLY CAME THIRD. Not that I'm being smug or anything to all his (not so) many supporters. Anyway, if he does wind up unemployed then perhaps being such a big mate of Truffle Pig Dee's who ONLY CAME FIFTH ! he should borrow a few quid off her now she's 'Nouveau riche'.

GARY WON!!!!!!:dan ce: