[Black Dagger]

[Black Dagger]

Bloody horrific.

[Liam-]

Why have they given one of the best songs to ever be written, to Stevi ****ing Richie? that's beyond awful

Fleur's song though >>> I love that song sf much

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

Why have they given one of the best songs to ever be written, to Stevi ****ing Richie? that's beyond awful

Fleur's song though >>> I love that song sf much

A Song For Liam

Is Cowell in this life? Or in one of fantasy? He’ll be caught in a fans slide If he don’t get with reality He should save all our tears -- Open his ears and see -- Stevi’s just a poor singer who tries our sympathy-- Because he’s stayed too long, it’s time to go -- Struggles high, is flat too low -- Anytime he does go, can’t be soon enough for me, for me.

Mama, Stevi just killed a song
And I don’t mean to scoff
But I turned my volume off
Mama, X Factor had just begun
But now I've had to turn away
Mama, ooo ooo ooo
Stevie’s screeching made me cry
And if he’s not gone this time tomorrow
X Factor’s gone, it won’t be on, and nothing ‘ll really matter.

Too late, the final’s come And so has my greatest fear
Fecking Stevie is still here
So goodbye X Factor - I've got to go
Gotta leave you off my screen and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (every day the din grows)
Good music shouldn’t die
I sometimes wish Cowell had never been born at all.

I hear a tone-deaf screeching little man
Scaramouch, scaramouch why won’t his fans all go?
Thunderbolt and lightning – He’s really, really annoying me.

Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro – not magnifico

Am I just a lone voice? Won’t nobody listen to me?
Stevie’s just a wank singer, an affront to real melody
Spare my poor ears from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you make him go?
Bismillah! No – Cowell won’t make him go - let him go
Bismillah! No - Cowell won’t make him go - let him go
Bismillah! Cowell won’t make him go - let him go
He will not let him go - let him go (never)
Never make him go - let him go
Never let him go – ooo ooo ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh for fecks sake, he gives me earache, gives me earache, For feck’s sake make him go
.
My doctor has some earplugs put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you he should murder each song that he tries? So you think old Liam should just listen and cry? Oh this is crazy – can’t do this to music baby Just get Stevi out – just get Stevi right out of here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Music’s all that really matters
Anyone can see
Good music’s all that really matters to me.
Every day the din grows.

Love from Kirk.

p.s. When Stevi's singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' turn the volume down and drown him out by singing this version at the top of your lovely Welsh voice.
(or call the heddlu and report him for crimes against music)

pps - nThe fecker won't format correctly - sorry.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by LiamPRW

Why have they given one of the best songs to ever be written, to Stevi ****ing Richie? that's beyond awful

Fleur's song though >>> I love that song sf much

First verse won't format - sorry

[Black Dagger]

Yass, Fleur is one of the few I'm looking forward too.

The rest are all cliched, predictable rubbish.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Youtube video

Lauren will be perfect for this

[LeatherTrumpet]

stevie

bwahahahahaha

classic

[LeatherTrumpet]

paul and ben look doomed

[Liam-]

I'm looking forward to seeing if she can actually sing a song without rapping or it being too, produced or poppy.. even though it's a relatively uptempo song.. she's going to take it to church.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Andrea sounds quite good

[Liam-]

Yeah Andrea's song is pretty uptempo, which will appease his 'he only sings ballads' haters, but it's still a big, powerful song for him to play with at the same time.

[Jord]

Stevi lmfao

[Strictly Jake]

Andrea- yeah he will do well
Paul- had been royally stitched up here he is a gonna
Only the young- yeah they are also in a lot of trouble!
Stereo kicks- it's not really suitable for them
Fleur- I'm not sure, she may do a good job of it
Ben- out of the whole theme he could have been given a big powerful song this is really mediocre but I hope he does well
Jay- I actually predicted this song for him, I think he will do well
Stevi- this song should never ever ever have been given to him!!!!

Yeah overall it's really bad

[Raph]

Looking forward to Fleur, dreading Andrea, stereo kicks and Stevie.

[LukeB]

Lauren is going to smash hers It won't be as good as Leona Lewis's one though

[Liam-]

Alexandra's I'll be there >>>

But yeah, i like Stereo Kicks, but they're going to ruin one of my all time favourites.. their only saving grace is James.

[LeatherTrumpet]

I can just see the Pricks grimacing and bending at the knee and grasping with their hands doing this borefest jackson flop

[Ryan57]

Not as good choices as I'd hoped. Only The Young set to destroy another old classic. Hope they finally go home.

Ben singing my favourite song of all time. Wish he'd be doing something more suited to his voice.

[Vicky.]

Andrea will be great

Cant wait for Stevie

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Andrea will be great

Cant wait for Stevie

Stevie will be an epic mess

I cant wait

[Drew.]

cute

[Raph]

Originally Posted by Drew.

cute

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Raph

[Black Dagger]

Originally Posted by Drew.

cute

ffs