[waterhog]

everyone is on the take - shop lifters and staff even me 06.11.15



shop lifters have a advantage

its the pure number

so if you want a whisky that's vintage

at fruit and veg slip it in your bag with a cucumber.

don't worry about the alarm

relax and detox

when packing your shopping stay calm

you just leave the tagged empty box.

why stop there and be a eraser

you have already got shade

that really nice nicked razor

its time you got a 10 pack new blade.

the remote needs battery's

you don't want to touch the TV that's stolen

so go to whats flying out of factory's

empty a 40 pack in a bag with a stollen.

are looking any staff

don't worry most of them are on the fiddle

they steal only 30 mill less don't laugh

the biggest theft is me stealing your time with this riddle.









http://www.expressandstar.com/busine...illion-a-year/

[user104658]

"Among the more surprising items likely to be targeted by thieves are door locks, lingerie and cheese."

Doesn't surprise me at all tbh, everyone ****ing loves cheese...

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

"Among the more surprising items likely to be targeted by thieves are door locks, lingerie and cheese."

Doesn't surprise me at all tbh, everyone ****ing loves cheese...

Wow it really is the new crack... we'll be seeing fondue dens raided