[SiMoN!]

How the hell do you stop a dog farting

there bad

[Mrluvaluva]

Stick a cork up her ass!

[SiMoN!]

lol
tried that but it just come back out

[Siouxsie]

erm this is a serious debate thankyou

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh pardon me. Do you have any words of wisdom to add to this "serious debate"?

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Siouxsie
erm this is a serious debate thankyou

this is a problem for alot of family homes around england

[Mrluvaluva]

Does it eat a lot of rich food?

[Ella]

Originally posted by SiMoN!

this is a problem for alot of family homes around england

LMAO!

I know what you mean, My Nan's dog suffers from bad wind

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz

LMAO!

I know what you mean, My Nan's dog suffers from bad wind

lol

how does she deal with it

[Ella]

Originally posted by SiMoN!

lol

how does she deal with it

She just stops feeding it a certain type of food I think, But it keeps coming back

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz

She just stops feeding it a certain type of food I think, But it keeps coming back

lol
see this need to be talk about in oen of the politics type things

[Mrluvaluva]

This may help!

New product-the dog fart thong



Wouldn't it be something if I insisted that clients with the stinking farting dog get their farting friend under control by insisting that the dog wear one of these?

My kids took one look at it and dubbed it "the dog fart thong".


Uses our famous activated charcoal cloth (washable and reusable)! A starter hole is placed in the cloth in order to help you locate the suggested tail hole.


Washable and reusable. What exactly does that mean? Do I hand wash it with the delicates, or toss in with my regular laundry? What if my kids friends found out their Mom washed their laundry with dog fart thongs?

Seems like some good fodder for playground torture to me.

"your mother washes clothes in dog fart thongs..."
"farty farty farty, your clothes are a dog fart party"
"Hey-it's dog fart boy"

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My first reaction to the the fart dog thong was "huh..." and then, "why?" A dog is a dog, and they fart... Big deal just gag, then laugh about it and roll down the window...

But I bet it won't be long until all the Hollywood dogs are sporting them with diamonds and leopard print and what not.

Actually the more I think about it, the more attractive the idea becomes. I think my Uncle's Mastiff could really use one. He is the gassiest dog I have ever met, and so smelly that he cleared the room at Thanksgiving. I laugh now, but it was really gross at the time.

Do they come in extra large?

[Ella]

LOL! I think your right Simon!

Let's write a letter to Tony Blair or someone like that

[SiMoN!]

lol BAZG

you seem to be a dog farting expert

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
LOL! I think your right Simon!

Let's write a letter to Tony Blair or someone like that

lol - there no point in that - were best of writing in to the back on the TV mag

[Ella]

LMAO! A thong for Dogs!

What an idea

[Mrluvaluva]

Just did a quick google search to try to sort out your little problem. I do like to help the afflicted. My condolencies.

[SiMoN!]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
LMAO! A thong for Dogs!

What an idea

dogs are horny enough

[Mrluvaluva]

[Mrluvaluva]

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[Ella]

LMFAO!!!!