[reecejackox]

I would say either ripping up my Spanish book that I borrowed from the school library or during heavy rain peeing on my brother's bed.

[Marsh.]

My friends dog jumped on me and left a blob of period blood on my jeans.

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

My friends dog jumped on me and left a blob of period blood on my jeans.

I would love to shake her paw

[Twosugars]

Shat himself right in front of me producing a massive pile. But he was unwell at the time. Other than that he was a very good dogie.

[montblanc]

before my dog got fixed sis would get ha period and her diapers would never fit correctly so they'd always come off and she'd leave lil dots everywhere

[montblanc]

omg and when she was a puppy she would BITE off all my shoes

she's destroyed like 3 of my crocs, a pair of leather converse, and tons of my shoelaces

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by montblanc

omg and when she was a puppy she would BITE off all my shoes

she's destroyed like 3 of my crocs, a pair of leather converse, and tons of my shoelaces

Thank **** for that

[montblanc]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

Thank **** for that

they've been replaced anyways

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by montblanc

they've been replaced anyways

You have actually replaced the crocs Don't you know they are very bad for your feet apart from making you look like a clown ???

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by montblanc

she's destroyed like 3 of my crocs

Sis knew how hideous they were.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Blurryface

Thank **** for that

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Sis knew how hideous they were.

[Beso]

Swam back to shore....evil little **** of a dog.

[Alf]

A few months ago, I woke up and went to feed my fish, when I noticed a fish was missing. I looked on the floor and there it was, it was lifeless, so I flushed it down the toilet, and to my amazment, it swam back up the toilet and was alive and well.It's still going strong now.

[reece(:]

Chewed a hole through the wall

[Vicky.]

When I was a lot younger, I was traumatised by seeing the next door neighbours dog try to rape our cat. Our dogs literally chewed a hole through from the kitchen wall to the living room apparently I don't remember this as I was really young but my parents always went on about it...got back from work to the dogs on the sofas looking dead proud of themselves

[Vicky.]

Ah snap^

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Ah snap^

[Smithy]

Chewed up a pair of ray bans

[Jessica.]

My cat ate too fast and vomited on my pillow while I was lying there.

She also ate fibres from her scratching post and blocked her stomach and intestines so we had to pay an extortionate amount for emergency surgery. (she has pica)

My other cat peed all over about three loads of washed and folded clothes that I had folded in a basked, ready to put away.

I also put some clean pyjamas on my bed to put on after a shower and caught him humping them once.

[Amy Jade]

My dog used to have a poo outside but then bring it in and drop it on floor, couch even beds.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

My dog used to have a poo outside but then bring it in and drop it on floor, couch even beds.

Bring it in how? In its mouth?

[Amy Jade]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Bring it in how? In its mouth?

Yeah

She was really protective over it aswell, like growl at us telling her to drop it the dirty cow

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

Yeah

She was really protective over it aswell, like growl at us telling her to drop it the dirty cow

Dont mis-species her

[hijaxers]

Well to say i'm still bloody mad with my old boy Bert is putting mildly(15 yr old Scottie with Cushings disease)
I bought lovely chocs from Yumbles (recommend them) for my friend and the chocs spelt out Happy Birthday Tania , also had hearts and stars , whilst i was out he sniffed the box out got it open and they were all over floor when thank god my partner came home ! luckily he had only eaten one but they were obv ruined and a waste of £16 , he would probably have died had he eaten the lot. My fault really but they had been there 2 days and he never clocked .

Swine

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Bring it in how? In its mouth?

Naw, it tucked it under one arm..jeez us.