[The Human Santapede]

Doing this now as from next week it’s just going to be past Christmas songs back at number 1.

Multi choice poll coming up to vote for your favourite number 1’s this year (in the UK).

If you need a reminder of what they sound like, videos below:

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[The Human Santapede]

I found only 5 of the 13 great to be top tier. Houdini, That’s So True and Please, Please, please were mid tier.

Can’t stand Backbone, Fortnight, Too Sweet.

Stick Season and Beautiful Things were just such trash songs lapped up by people and played non-stop by them.

Best number 1 is close between Sailor Song and Espresso but Espresso just edges because it’s such a summer anthem.

[Zizu]

Stick Season sounds like he found one of Ed Sheeran’s crap songs on a bus … and released it himself

That Beyonce track is utter sh1te !
Almost as bad as that ‘put a ring on it’ garbage - 57 million views of her fake boobs


The Taylor Swift song is terrible
127 million people just lost 4 minutes of their lives they won’t get back

That’s means she basically owes humanity
966 years !!!

[Candy Annie Cane]

Loved Sailor Song....

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by AnnieKristmas

Loved Sailor Song....

[Christmas Dynasnow]

I have only heard Beyonce and Eminem

[Zizu]

I can only assume it’s teenage lad’s clicking on the Sabina Carpenter videos

All Eminem songs sound exactly the same apart from Stan the only decent one ( he owes Dido a huge debt of gratitude)

Benson Boone and Hosier were both tolerable

The Charlie XCX was complete garbage ( and I love Billie Eilish usually)

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Zizu

I can only assume it’s teenage lad’s clicking on the Sabina Carpenter videos


Benson Boone and Hosier were both tolerable

She’s literally taken the world by storm lol. She spent a total of 21 weeks at number 1 this year, a new record.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Cranbenny Jamin

She’s literally taken the world by storm lol. She spent a total of 21 weeks at number 1 this year, a new record.

Yeah but they’re mediocre pop songs ( at best ) plus they all sound like they’re rip offs old hits

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Yeah but they’re mediocre pop songs ( at best ) plus they all sound like they’re rip offs old hits

Espresso is an anthem

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Originally Posted by Cranbenny Jamin

She’s literally taken the world by storm lol. She spent a total of 21 weeks at number 1 this year, a new record.

you cannot compare number 1's if today with any number one pre-online music download, its futile and erroneous

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Christmas Dynamo

you cannot compare number 1's if today with any number one pre-online music download, its futile and erroneous

For this day and age though (digital days) it’s still very impressive.

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by Zizu

I can only assume it’s teenage lad’s clicking on the Sabina Carpenter videos

All Eminem songs sound exactly the same apart from Stan the only decent one ( he owes Dido a huge debt of gratitude)

Benson Boone and Hosier were both tolerable

The Charlie XCX was complete garbage ( and I love Billie Eilish usually)

I can guide those teens to more attractive female singers than Sabrina Carpenter (with all due respect to her) there is Ella Langley and Mizuho Lin (Mizuho being the woman in my Avatar) and it will enlighten them.

Plus in all seriousness, both artists do genuinely have good songs and strong talent, it's such a shame that the UK at large won't give Metal or Country a chance at all.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Santa Goth

I can guide those teens to more attractive female singers than Sabrina Carpenter (with all due respect to her) there is Ella Langley and Mizuho Lin (Mizuho being the woman in my Avatar) and it will enlighten them.

Plus in all seriousness, both artists do genuinely have good songs and strong talent, it's such a shame that the UK at large won't give Metal or Country a chance at all.

We went to see Metallica at the M.E.N arena about 15 years ago … amazing !

They are still touring to this day and sounding just as good ( maybe better) at times


I also LOVE Kasey Musgraves

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[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by Zizu

We went to see Metallica at the M.E.N arena about 15 years ago … amazing !

They are still touring to this day and sounding just as good ( maybe better) at times


I also LOVE Kasey Musgraves

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I swear that Texas breeds beautiful women from a manufacturing company.

[Merry Mockmas]

Originally Posted by Zizu

We went to see Metallica at the M.E.N arena about 15 years ago … amazing !

They are still touring to this day and sounding just as good ( maybe better) at times


I also LOVE Kasey Musgraves

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She has a good voice tbf.

[Holly Christmas]

I voted for Sabrina

[JingleJones]

Originally Posted by Holly Christmas

I voted for Sabrina

Same! i don’t do much modern music but she did release a few good songs this year!

[Zizu]

Jesus I am so glad I don’t listen to the radio these days !

If those were the number ones of the past 12 months then the music industry is dying

[Merry Mockmas]

**** I didn't see the Eminem song.

[Cherry Christmas]

I haven't heard any of these

[UserSince2005]

Taste because I heard you’re back together and if that’s true you’ll just have to taste me when I’m kissing you 😙

[Nicky91]

Stick Season

Beautiful Things


Texas Hold Em



great music year this has been

[Zizu]

Yes indeed ..

I think she’s possibly the closest I have heard to Karen Carpenter - throw in Sade and you have my three favourite female singers


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