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BB9 Big Brother 9 in 2008 was won by Rachel Rice.
Housemates: Alexandra, Belinda, Dale, Darnell, Dennis, Jennifer, Kathreya, Lisa, Luke, Mario, Mohamed, Maysoon, Mikey, Nicole, Rachel, Rebecca, Rex, Sara, Stephanie, Sylvia, Stuart

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08:53pm : Mary surveys the surroundings , before removing her [?] high heels. Suddenly , she looks startled as the door once more opens , revealing...
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Bob. An anorexic 20 yr old shellfish for Uzbekistan. The door opens once more...
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Bob an american machanic from Texas who is a war hero.

EDIT:So weird the wat we both called our character Bob!
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9.10pm: Robert, a 34 stone man aged 62 who claims to be bullimic from Cheshire enters with 4 of his cats.
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Davina laugh at how we have three Bobs and two with an eating disorder.
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Another Bob enters...
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... followed by Kerry who falls down the stairs and knocks the door off its hinges
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... followed by Kerry who falls down the stairs and knocks the door off its hinges
Back to Davina who screams irritatingly at how exciting it all is and how she won't be able to stop watching the live feed all night.
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Bob 4 reveals he would rather be called 'Dennis Chapman' to avoid confusion for the story. He is a thirteen year old Manchester United fanatic with Hyperactive Disorder.
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A roving gang of dwarf midget cannibals from deep in the Amazonian basin enter, taking with them an arm from a member of the crowd.
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Bob 4 reveals he would rather be called 'Dennis Chapman' to avoid confusion for the story. He is a thirteen year old Manchester United fanatic with Hyperactive Disorder.
Ofcom's phones are ringing like mad with complaints. Davina ask us if we'd like another housemate. We see a VT of ...
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Don Black is next to enter. Don in a television watchdog , Big Brother detractor , and Ofcom employee. This man wont tolerate ****. The dwarves promptly respond by taking a **** on the carpet.
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In a shocking twist Channelle Hayes re-enters, but to save us from another 13 weeks of living hell she is sniped by a passer by while walking up the staircase.
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The sniper of Channelle Hayes is revealed to be newly-released-from-prison Mark Chapman , murderer of John Lennon.

OUR NEWEST HOUSEMATE!

Mark proceeds down the stairs , his favourite book , Catcher In The Rye , in hand.
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Ted Turner, retarded owner of CBS and semi recurring Family Guy character enters the house.
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Ted examines the house , before slipping some of the cutlery into his jacket.

Our third to last housemate is...
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Ben is a twelve year old bisexual BB fanatic who says he'll be one step ahead of BB in all of there twists. He enters in a humungous pram a part of a twist (Big Brother's Big Baby).
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Adolfs ghost muses his way over to Bob 1 - our resident shellfish. Adolfs Ghost talks about how hard being a ghost is in 2008. Shellfish nods on.

Ben , the 12 year old bisexual BB fanatic , is outed immediately by Mark Chapman upon entering , under the rightfull assumption that too many Ben's will make this thread impossible to continue.
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Ben , the 12 year old bisexual BB fanatic , is outed immediately by Mark Chapman upon entering , under the rightfull assumption that too many Ben's will make this thread impossible to continue.
Ben gets a second chance and decides to call himself Gary instead.
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Ben realises his name is not too simmilar to Bob after all. But as Gary sounds a hell of a lot better , he goes with that.

Gary will have to be smart for the next thirteen weeks to avoid his nemesis , Mark Chapman.

One housemate to go. Lets hope somebody realises we dont have a hell of a lot of girls.
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Before he gets the chance to say anything, Cassandra a 20 year old walks in via the garden. She is a professional beauty queen and made her first million by age four.
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"Piss off"

The doors close and the fun begins...
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Ofcom executive Don approaches Cassandra , wondering how she simply walked through the garden.

He appears to be making out a complaint using some of Mary's lipstick.
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