[Jackie]

ONE wonders whether albino housemate Darnell Swallow's favourite childhood character was Winnie the Pooh's terminally depressed donkey friend Eeyore.
The lovelorn music producer's self-pitying knows no bounds.

Darnell has bored Kat senseless with his unlucky-in-love stories, and now it seems his career is on the wane too.

He moaned, "I am the weakest one. I have already had auditions with the biggest people; if I was going to be a star then I would have been by now."


Perpetually perky HMs Rachel Kat tried to cheer Darnell up by pointing out that his new reality TV profile could give his career a kick-start.

But, the sulky ex-crim believes the viewers hate him too.

"They'll think I am a whiny, crying ... perv", Darnell moaned.

"You see how it goes? The circle of happiness? It's never happy for Darnell".

Get the man a violin


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1544875.ece

[AngRemembered]

I know, and personally after the latter half of last week I had, seeing this man whos fortunate to be in there anyway is a real misery to watch.
He's welcome to live a day in my shoes, and after last week thats exactly all the time he may have, some people really do need a good slap to wake em up.

[amydropdead_x]

He's so annoying, everything always turns out to come to a bad conclusion with him. He so called likes Sara but anytime any other HM attempts to talk about her he asks why they have to bring it all up!
I agree with Lisa who said tonight "You want to try and have a family and have real problems, like death etc"

[Saph]

I wish he'd shut up

[30stone]

can you hear that??

smallest violin playing the saddest song..

i can see why hes not liked by women his personality is more ugly than his looks.

[Adamw92]

Originally posted by 30stone
can you hear that??

smallest violin playing the saddest song..

i can see why hes not liked by women his personality is more ugly than his looks.

hahaha good one!