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BB9 Big Brother 9 in 2008 was won by Rachel Rice. |
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Locke.
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Not content to do his time for chatting nominations with Kathreya, and getting in a huff about his beloved booze, Mo was hatching a cunning plan - a plan for escape!
He managed to convince Rachel to smuggle a blunt butter knife in through the prison bars, inexplicably avoiding the beady eye of Big Brother. Kathreya warned him to "make you decision careful MoMo," but Mo was set on once again breathing free air. He sunk to the floor of their cell and began to get to work on the screws holding the prison together with the rounded end of the knife. Big Brother duly ordered him to stop what he was doing and relinquish his tool, but Mo just carried on regardless, steely eyed resolve driving his desire for freedom. Big Brother gave another, more firm order, which was enough to worry Rachel, who began to look concerned about her part in Mo's dastardly plan. Big Brother charged Head of House Mikey with the task of de-tooling Mo, and after a slightly worrying effort at diplomacy he explained "Big Brother asked me to get the knife off you." "I want to play with it," sulked Mo like a big kid. "But they want it back," implored Mike, with Rachel's confusing suggestion that, "they might want to give it to someone you like," rightly ignored by both. The stand off was solved when Mike invoked the spirit of Mario, "They're worried about health and safety." He finally begrudgingly gave over the bread knife and the jail survived...much to Rachel's relief. ----------------------------------- Mo to Win! |
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Ohh
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LOL. Mo has been one of the funniest HMs this year.
No doubt his haters will come in and claim that he has no consideration for the construction workers who spent ages building the jail. ![]() |
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