[Tom4784]

In this thread you gotta make up a headline and a very short story about the person above BUT it has to be done in the style of the Daily star.

So before you get typing remember your romp quota, be sure to mention BB every other word and the cardinal rule is that you must post nothing but LIES!

[Tom4784]

I realise it sounds a bit unclear so I'll give an example. For instance

ELIMINATION STAR DEZZY IN AFFAIR FIX SHOCKER!!!

It's been revealed that Elimination contestant Dezzy has avoided the chop by romping with key contestants and the eliminator himself. A source tells us 'It happens almost nightly, the eliminator thinks it's going to be controversial but Dezzy's saucy secret romps will sure be a ratings winner.

^That was crap but it'll do as an example.

[Scarlett.]

Dezzy and Angiebabe in affair shocker



Google images revealed today that Dezzy's car was parked outside
the Fish and Duck, Angies local pub
A source says "Its true what you say"


Reporter: David Chew

[LemonJam]

Dezzy admits to cucumber fetish!

Dezzy McDezzington, 18 of Westmidlands has admitted that he can never feel good without sniffing a cucumber at night. Doctors say he has a huge condition of "Shethelikescucumberssux2bhim" syndrome, which can only be cured by sex with Barbara Bush. Although this disease is deadly, Dezzy says "Lol, wtf? I'll never go that low."

[SiaSiaSia]

CHEWY BIT OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW


Chewy was seen last night, at 10pm, eating a dog bone, whilst barking. Barking Mad, maybe?

[Tom4784]

SIA IN BRAWL SHOCKER

After meeting her idols, the milk cartons from that Blur Video, TIBB Starlet got into a brawl with another fan as she was offended that the fan accused the female carton of having skinnedmilkorexia. A source told us 'She was angrier then Naomi Campbell in Heathrow she tore the stage apart as she bayed for the fan's blood'. More on this case as it develops.

[Scarlett.]

Haha, that would be awesome!

[gavinh2008]

DEZZY DIZZY

Dezzy, Elimination star, was seen outside a nightclub stoned as ******.

Reported: Not Gavinh2008

[Scarlett.]

Magic is shoe shocker

Magic, presenter of TiBB's Gameshow marathon
Has been involved in a SHOE SEX shocker
Sources say "TiBB is shocked by this"
and it is belived his presenter job is in danger.

[andyman]

TiBB member in orgy scandal!
******************


D'OH! past deadline

[Tom4784]

CHEWY IN WEATHERFIELD BREAKDOWN SHOCKER

After winning a chance to visit the set of Coronation street, TIBB soapstar Superstar Chewy broke down in a fit of happy tears as he met 'Teh Stape' A souce tells us 'Chewy was bowing at Stape's feet, weeping happily while showing him the picture of Stape he always carries around in his pocket'.

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Dezzy
CHEWY IN WEATHERFIELD BREAKDOWN SHOCKER

After winning a chance to visit the set of Coronation street, TIBB soapstar Superstar Chewy broke down in a fit of happy tears as he met 'Teh Stape' A souce tells us 'Chewy was bowing at Stape's feet, weeping happily while showing him the picture of Stape he always carries around in his pocket'.

Yeah, I usually say its my dead wife that died 3 years ago, and ask if people have seen her

[Loukas]

Elimination star, Gavin stalks Disney stars!!

Gavin, star of TiBB's hit show elimination, was spotted outside the hotel of the stars of the new Disney channel movie, The Cheetah Girls 3. He was spotted at 2am looking threw garbage. Sabrina, a member of the Cheetah Girls had this to say, "He follows us everywhere! Screaming our names, a right stalker. He once screamed out, ' I wanna have your babies get seriously like crazy, i wanna have your babies, see them springing out like daisys.' Cheetah girls 3 comes out later this year.

[Scarlett.]

Dezzy in god birthing shocker!

Dezzy is suspected to have had an ORGY with god
He was pregnant until he aborted it with a red liquid

[gavinh2008]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Elimination star, Gavin stalks Disney stars!!

Gavin, star of TiBB's hit show elimination, was spotted outside the hotel of the stars of the new Disney channel movie, The Cheetah Girls 3. He was spotted at 2am looking threw garbage. Sabrina, a member of the Cheetah Girls had this to say, "He follows us everywhere! Screaming our names, a right stalker. He once screamed out, ' I want to have your babies get seriously like crazy, i want to have your babies, see them springing out like daisys.' Cheetah girls 3 comes out later this year.

ahahaha oh my god that was brilliant haha

[gavinh2008]

LOOK OUT, HERE COMES DOUBLETROUBLE

The latest evictee of Elimination was recently seen clubbing hard with Michael Jackson and The Queen last night in The Queen's Legs, a public bar situated deep in the crack of home.

[Loukas]

Originally posted by gavinh2008

ahahaha oh my god that was brilliant haha

Well thank you

[Arneldo]

EXCLUSIVE: MODEL STEAMY SEX SHOCKER


The new cycle of ht TiBB game 'Tibbs Next Top Model' came under fire last night after our source revealed that two of the wannabe models were getting a bit too close for comfort.

The models, who are all living in the 'Models Mansion' preening and pampering themselves for next weeks live launch, were said to be "shocked" when one model walked in on two of the contestants "romping" in the pool.

Our source said: "They were going at it like rabbits..". They added "A friends of my cousins neighbours' auntie's mates ex-husband works for show, and he said it was so steamy his glasses fogged up!"

(add random photo of Danielle Lyod here)

A spokesperson for the game said last night: "We have no idea what you are talking about. There is NO mansion! Jeez...it's internet game!"

However, it is believed the producers are now in crisis meetings to sort the situation out.

(add random photo of BB9's Stephanie here)

Daily Star can also exclusivly reveal that BB babe, Chanelle, will be taking part in the game. The sexy Chan' said "..yeh.." when asked a question.

TiBB's Next Top Model: Cycle 4 launches Sept. 5th on TiBB!

[gavinh2008]

Originally posted by Arneldo
EXCLUSIVE: MODEL STEAMY SEX SHOCKER


The new cycle of ht TiBB game 'Tibbs Next Top Model' came under fire last night after our source revealed that two of the wannabe models were getting a bit too close for comfort.

The models, who are all living in the 'Models Mansion' preening and pampering themselves for next weeks live launch, were said to be "shocked" when one model walked in on two of the contestants "romping" in the pool.

Our source said: "They were going at it like rabbits..". They added "A friends of my cousins neighbours' auntie's mates ex-husband works for show, and he said it was so steamy his glasses fogged up!"

(add random photo of Danielle Lyod here)

A spokesperson for the game said last night: "We have no idea what you are talking about. There is NO mansion! Jeez...it's internet game!"

However, it is believed the producers are now in crisis meetings to sort the situation out.

(add random photo of BB9's Stephanie here)

Daily Star can also exclusivly reveal that BB babe, Chanelle, will be taking part in the game. The sexy Chan' said "..yeh.." when asked a question.

TiBB's Next Top Model: Cycle 4 launches Sept. 5th on TiBB!

Oh wow you should be the real Daily Star writer, it sounds so real

[Loukas]

Elimination's Gavin Marries Wax Work!!

Yesterday we reported local Stalker Gavin stalking The Cheetah Girls, today he has taken it to the next level, Gavin spent £2500 to make a life size wax work of Sabrina from the Cheetah Girls! If thats not bad enough he is having a VEGES WEDDING! The couple get wed next week.

[gavinh2008]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Elimination's Gavin Marries Wax Work!!

Yesterday we reported local Stalker Gavin stalking The Cheetah Girls, today he has taken it to the next level, Gavin spent £2500 to make a life size wax work of Sabrina from the Cheetah Girls! If thats not bad enough he is having a VEGES WEDDING! The couple get wed next week.

oh my god lol sabrina is actually one of my fav cheetah girls, i love her dancing lol

[Loukas]

Originally posted by gavinh2008

oh my god lol sabrina is actually one of my fav cheetah girls, i love her dancing lol

LOL! She is amazing... Your not going to like where this story is going next..

[gavinh2008]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble

LOL! She is amazing... Your not going to like where this story is going next..

Bollocks lol

[Loukas]

The CHEATER girl MELTS in possible murder!?

They have been married 2 hours, Gavin and Waxtina seamed a great couple, He would talk and she would listen. But things are not going well for this years up coming IT couple. According to reports that The TiBB Star has stolen off The Sun. Gavin went downstairs, of the 2 star hotel the 'happy' couple were staying in downtown Las Vegas, to get a celebration drink. Gavin came back minutes later to find Waxtina having sex with the hotel manager! The manager ran out of the room with only the £1 aftershave he got down at the market.

The manager had this to say, "She wasn't no Pamala Anderson but i haven't had sex in 30 years so i wanted anything. I walked in to congratulate the lucky couple. When he legs open up like an automatic door. I guess i won the jackpot.

Gavin grabbed naked Waxtina in rage, and locked her on the balcony for a wopping 9 hours and went to bed. Not the honeymoon that we expected here at the star. Things went from bad to worse for the IT couple. When Gavin woke up in the morning he made a gruesome discovery, Waxtina had melted into a puddle of wax. Gavin called 911 and handed himself in. Police rushed to the scene but did not charge young gavin because Waxtina was not human.

Life in Veges EY!?!

[Tom]

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