[~Kizwiz~]

They can't bear the pretence any more


MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE are to divorce, The Sun can exclusively reveal.
A statement confirming their marriage is over has been prepared and is set to be released imminently.

The couple are going public with their split because they “can’t bear to live with the pretence any longer”.

They have had a string of shouting matches about the amount of time each devotes to their careers, and over Madonna’s desire to adopt another child.

These arguments smashed through their attempts at reconciliation “like a sledgehammer”.

A highly-placed source told The Sun: “It’s very sad. They were a great couple and brilliant parents. They just couldn’t live together any more.”

Pals say Madge, 50, initially wanted to wait until next year to announce their separation — after her Sticky and Sweet global tour is finished.

But now she and Brit movie director Guy, 40, want a divorce finalised before Christmas — which would have seen the eighth anniversary of their fairytale wedding in a Scottish castle.

The source said: “Despite huge attempts to patch things up they both knew deep down that divorce was on the cards. It wasn’t a matter of ‘if’ but ‘when’. They tried hard over the last few months but their fighting was getting out of control.

“The final straw came before Madonna started her US tour.

“Madonna wanted a highly stage-managed separation, with their split being announced when it was convenient for her.

“She didn’t want the distraction while she is trying to concentrate on her tour.

“But a series of rows around Guy’s 40th birthday last month were so bad that Madge ended up storming out of the house and Guy’s had enough.

“Guy said if they were going to split, it has to be now — and their marriage will finally be over in a matter of weeks.

“Madonna was dithering at first about whether a separation would be best or whether to go ahead with the divorce.

"She has now agreed with Guy that a divorce is the best thing to do.”

Filth

Guy has flown back from France, postponing filming of his new movie Sherlock Holmes, to break the news to his parents.

This week he will take his possessions from the couple’s London home, which Madonna owns, and move into their Wiltshire home, which he owns.

Madonna — in New York on Monday night for the premiere of her new movie Filth And Wisdom — initially planned to move back to the US with their three children in July.

The source said: “She was adamant that she was leaving Guy and not coming back.”

But talk of the separation leaked out — along with rumours that Madonna was secretly seeing a married baseball star — and Guy flew out in a public last-ditch bid to repair the marriage.

The Sun led the way in reporting the couple’s ups and downs.

Madonna instructed her spokeswoman to put out a strongly-worded statement insisting there were “no plans” to divorce.

And the couple put on a show of unity at the UK premiere of Guy’s film RocknRolla, at Madonna’s birthday party and then at his birthday bash.

They also shared a weekend in Italy. It was planned as a romantic break but ended with them sleeping in separate rooms.

The source said: “Lately Guy has been putting his foot down about a lot of stuff.

“He is sick of his career taking a backseat to hers and was determined to spend as long as he had to promoting RocknRolla here, even if it meant being away from Madonna rehearsing in the US.”

They went on: “When Madonna first moved to the UK, she loved the idea of becoming an English rose. But slowly it turned sour. She decided she hated hunting and quickly dropped her ‘hobby’ of going for a pint of bitter with Guy in the local pub.

“She doesn’t have many friends here and as she has turned 50 she has become very philosophical and started wondering what it’s all about.”

Other arguments raged about their kids Lourdes, 12, Rocco, eight, and David Banda, two.

The source said: “Guy wants Madonna to stop uprooting them and let them stay in one place.

“It doesn’t help that Lourdes has decided she wants to spend more time with her real father, Carlos Leon, in New York.

“Guy is very keen for Lourdes to have a good relationship with him, but it means Madonna can use that as an excuse to spend more time in America.”

Dancer Carlos has been living in Madonna’s New York apartment for the last few months, overseeing renovations in preparation for the star’s return. During that time they have rekindled a close relationship.

Madonna and Guy have also rowed about her desire to adopt another baby.

Guy did not want to adopt initially because of his own family’s experiences.

His mother Lady Amber Leighton was forced to give up a baby boy for adoption when she was an unmarried 17-year-old, and his stepmother Shireen Ritchie struggled for years to find the truth about the adoption of her mother.

Guy was persuaded by Madonna to adopt David Banda but has since resisted her pleas to adopt a baby girl.

The source said: “Guy adores David and is glad they went ahead with the adoption. But he doesn’t want to adopt another child when their marriage is rocky. It’s a real bone of contention.

“Everyone agrees it is unfair on the children to witness such terrible arguments and so the divorce has been agreed.”

Last night a spokeswoman for Madonna declined to comment.

The Sun

I could see this happening for ages now and I am surprised that is hasnt happened sooner but its still sad

[Mrluvaluva]

It's been on the cards for a while it seems. It's a shame really.

[Spike]

As long as Madonna is happier for it then thats good

[NettoSuperstar!]

Its the kids I feel sorry for

[Arneldo]

Originally posted by Spike
As long as Madonna is happier for it then thats good

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And Guy?

[Spike]

Originally posted by Arneldo

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And Guy?

I'm not fussed on him, if he is happier thats nice but if he isn't well I don't care

[Nurse57]

"As long as Madonna is happier for it then thats good"

And the adopted child? Having his life turned upside down again... Hang on, what am I doing. I don't actually care.

[NettoSuperstar!]

Originally posted by Nurse57
"As long as Madonna is happier for it then thats good"

And the adopted child? Having his life turned upside down again... Hang on, what am I doing. I don't actually care.

yeh who really gives a ****? got me own problems like lol

[GiRTh]

Good bye Guy. I don't think we'll hear much from him in the future. He's a rubbish director who's main source of publicity was his wife.

[Nurse57]

From the Daily Mash.


RITCHIE COULD BE FORCED TO RELY ON TALENT, SAY FRIENDS

BRIT-flick director Guy Ritchie will today begin a new chapter in his life based solely on his own talent.


Following his divorce from Madonna, showbiz insiders say Ritchie could be bankrupt within a year unless someone shows him how to make a proper film.

The director shot to fame in 1998 with the cockney gangster movie Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and has gone on to remake the film three more times.

He was applauded for the Irish language version, but the next two remakes were panned - although one generous critic did describe them as 'stinking, putrid buckets of reheated ****'.

In a rare departure from making the same thing over and over again he directed his wife in Swept Away and was subsequently chased by police across three continents and clubbed to within an inch of his life at the Berlin Film Festival.

But his greatest achievement so far is launching the career of Jason Statham who has since carved out a successful niche in America making films for the mentally handicapped.

Ritchie is currently filming the fifth 'Lock Stock' remake, this time set in Victorian London, in which the hero, Sherlock 'Big Mickey' Holmes, and his sidekick put together £100,000 to play three-card brag against 'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale. Vinnie Jones will play Princess Louise, Duchess of Argyle.

Meanwhile Madonna is understood to be disappointed at they way her marriage to Ritchie has ended, telling friends she would have preferred to devour him, limb by limb, before tearing his heart out and throwing it to her crocodile.

[hannah.]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Good bye Guy. I don't think we'll hear much from him in the future. He's a rubbish director who's main source of publicity was his wife.

agreeeed

[Callum]

Madonna deserves much better than him, she'll be much better without him. Good on her!

[NettoSuperstar!]

Madonna has a crocodile? WoW

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Arneldo

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And Guy?

I was thinking that

[Mrluvaluva]

They have just confirmed they are getting divorced.

[Locke.]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Good bye Guy. I don't think we'll hear much from him in the future. He's a rubbish director who's main source of publicity was his wife.

Are you joking? Have you seen Lock Stock and Snatch?

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by David_Purdy

Are you joking? Have you seen Lock Stock and Snatch?

Same film isn't it?

[Mrluvaluva]

Pop star Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie are to divorce after nearly eight years of marriage, their PR representatives have confirmed.

The pair had not agreed to a settlement and asked the media to respect their privacy, the announcement added.

It followed several months of speculation that the couple's relationship was in trouble.

In July, Madonna's publicist denied the pair were planning to divorce, saying their marriage did not "need saving".

The pair appeared together at last month's premiere of Ritchie's RocknRolla in London, walking arm-in-arm and posing for photographs in London's Leicester Square.

Ritchie, 40, had rebutted suggestions his marriage was over with a public show of support at Madonna's 50th birthday party in August and also told a US magazine in July the marriage was "fine".

The statement issued on Wednesday read: "Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after seven and a half years of marriage, their representatives confirmed today.

"They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time.

"A final settlement has not been agreed upon yet."

Madonna is due to play a concert in Boston later as part of her Sticky and Sweet tour.

She and Ritchie married in December 2000 at Skibo Castle in the Scottish Highlands and have two sons together - seven-year-old Rocco and David Banda, whose adoption from Malawi was approved in May.

The singer also has a 12-year-old daughter, Lourdes, from an earlier relationship.


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