[M X]

I'm at my nan's house and this morning we noticed she had a Christmas card in her letterbox. So I went and got it and then when we opened the envelope it was a pretty card with a Christmas tree on it and the words "We wish you a Merry Christmas", it was really sweet. To open it and find a picture had been put in of a really fat naked woman, legs spread wide open and in the card "Diane (1)". Well, after me and my nan had stopped laughing she rang up her friend who lives in the same street. (Yes, she's a gossip lol) and she said everyone in the street has recieved one and that she is collecting them (haha) to take them to the police.

But after that we got a call to tell us someone had died which is.. not good so that put our spirits down. My nan is currently feeling a mixture of laughing hysterically, crying hysterically and pure digusted. Lol.

[Firewire]

I don't know whether to say lol or not.

[Lauren]

Oh... I was about to laugh until I read the last bit.
Ouch.

[*mazedsalv**]

Ooo.... i wouldnt know what to do.. i hate when stuff like that happen, you find something funny, then all of a sudden there is bad news.

[M X]

LOL. I know, but you can say lol because I didn't know this woman. (the dead one) Lol.

[Lauren]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO
LOL. I know, but you can say lol because I didn't know this woman. Lol.

Oh good, LOL. I was scared to laugh incase I offended you.

Who was the naked woman? Just some random??

PS. Love your banner.

[M X]

Lol, thanks about the banner. I didn't make it lol. Netmen or someone did.

Well, what happened was.. the woman is a woman who lives down the street Diane and she is aparently mentally inflicted or some ****. And my nan's friend went round her house to find out what the hell is going on, aparently her husband is in tears and she had took the pictures in the middle of the night and then posted them through everyone's doors in the middle of the night :SSS. WTF?

[M X]

I just don't understand what she thought she would achieve my doing this. Flabbiest ***** award!!!

[Z]

Oh man that's funny, the card thing, but I'm sorry that somebody died . Still... that card idea is brilliant ahaha, are you going to take it to the police or what?

[M X]

Originally posted by Zee
Oh man that's funny, the card thing, but I'm sorry that somebody died . Still... that card idea is brilliant ahaha, are you going to take it to the police or what?

Well, we aren't but a woman is coming to COLLECT them, LMAO. Seriously!

[Z]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO

Well, we aren't but a woman is coming to COLLECT them, LMAO. Seriously!

What a creep, I'll bet she's using them for her own sexual needs.




LOL kidding. I hope.

[M X]

Originally posted by Zee

What a creep, I'll bet she's using them for her own sexual needs.




LOL kidding. I hope.

Lol. Probs, police will never see those photo's.

The woman who is coming to collect them is the kind of woman who knows what's in your post before you do.

[Z]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO

Lol. Probs, police will never see those photo's.

The woman who is coming to collect them is the kind of woman who knows what's in your post before you do.

Ohhh I know the type, my street is full of them! I'm fairly sure they're spying on me as I post this... I wouldn't put it past them

[Hugo]

The woman who is coming to collect them is the kind of woman who knows what's in your post before you do.

I seriously LOVE those type of nosey busy body old women. lol

[M X]

I know. Everytime she comes round my Nan's house she has another story about how someone filed for a divorce because the other one's been having an affair with a bee or somthing :S walking-talk news of the world!

[supernoodles!]

that is SO random,seriously one of the most bizzare things I`ve ever heard lol

[Lauren]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO
Lol, thanks about the banner. I didn't make it lol. Netmen or someone did.

Well, what happened was.. the woman is a woman who lives down the street Diane and she is aparently mentally inflicted or some ****. And my nan's friend went round her house to find out what the hell is going on, aparently her husband is in tears and she had took the pictures in the middle of the night and then posted them through everyone's doors in the middle of the night :SSS. WTF?

Oh, that actually makes it sad She's mentally disabled, she didn't mean to achieve anything, it's not rational thinking.

[mizzy25]

poor woman

[M X]

Jackie (the porn-collector) has just been and had a good gossip. Aparently, everyone has a different photo and in her's the woman is tied up, gagged, naked and blind-folded. In ours she is lying on her bed, legs wide open :P lmao.

[M X]

Originally posted by mizzy25
poor woman

?

[Lauren]

Originally posted by TheMichaelO

?

For having a mental disability and people are taking the piss out of her for it.

Just one thing I imagine.

[mizzy25]

yes lauren that is wot i meant, if in your photo shes blindfolded etc who has actually took the photos? its sounds to me like her husband cud b in on the act

[M X]

Originally posted by Lauren

For having a mental disability and people are taking the p**s out of her for it.

Just one thing I imagine.

Well, no.. we don't know if she really has some sort of mental disability. But she must have!

But what if someone has got those pics of her and framed her so it looks like she has posted them. Omg!

[Hugo]

I think your making this up now

[mizzy25]

wot if her husband has made her do it & shes not mentally disabled @ all? omg