Notices

BB6 Chat about Anthony, Eugene, Makosi and the rest of the Big Brother 6 housemates.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 14-02-2005, 06:14 PM #1
James's Avatar
James James is offline
Jolly good
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 28,732


James James is offline
Jolly good
James's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 28,732


Default Report from Edinburgh Audition

Quote:
...here I am at ten to nine, tired and bedraggled, standing in a long unmoving queue, in the hope that somebody will pick me out of the snaked throng on the basis of my appearance alone. If anyone does, it’ll be a paramedic.

Oh yes, and it’s freezing. Every time somebody jostles me in the queue, a bit of me falls off. “Sorry!” “That’s OK. It was just an ear that time.” “That’s a relief. Last time that happened to me I lost my left arm.” “Really? Apparently there’s some guy further back walking around looking for his torso.” “This is Big Brother. Would queue members refrain from shedding body parts. We’re picking up the cleaning bill for this, you know.”

Anyway, anyway. Big Brother is in town. It’s the first date of their nationwide tour and the only one in Scotland, and thousands have arrived at the Corn Exchange from all over the nation to embark upon the long and arduous road to fame, superstardom and possibly even a show on Sky One. In order to infiltrate the entire frightening mechanism, I’ve disguised myself as one of them. My mission, which I had absolutely no choice in accepting, is to meet some of them and understand this peculiar phenomenon, whilst trying to get as far as I can before I run out of body parts...
Read the rest here - http://www.studentnewspaper.org/view...20050214145410
James is offline   Reply With QuoteReply With Quote
Reply

Bookmark/share this topic

Tags
audition, edinburgh, report

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 06:07 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.
 

About Us ThisisBigBrother.com

"Big Brother and UK Television Forum. Est. 2001"

 

© 2023
no new posts