[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

ok so its not a joke < its the joe haveing a rant lol < this poem was inspired by watching them doing the paper reviews on the wrightstuff this morning. when i thought about it < it is disgraceful how the young ware trousers now a days < or do you think the joe is getting old lol ? dont reply to that please lol

hope this makes everyone chuckle.



the correct way to ware trousers

in this poem i will give a dress code of conduct,
it comes with a warning and will obstruct.
the old must look away in shame,
because in it is nothing tame.
parents may have disgust but can not change,
they may look at different brands but they all consist of this range.
the over weight are not discriminated,
this trouser way has them included and fully calculated.
so a description is in need, now the joe's eyes will explain,
loose or tight, please feel the bum pain.
your boxer shorts will be in 50% exposure,
as for the G-strings, is revealed the 2 wholes with no closure.
with it knee length high, walking is tricky,
you could opt for a simon cowel look, but equally will be taken the mickey.
i don't no how long it will last, but decency dose lack,
its so sad to say the only way to ware trousers now a days is if you show the crack.

[Jessica.]

Do you mean "wear"?